This frog inhabits swamps, ponds, and flooded grasslands in forests and open woodland. The call is a 'wick... wick' repeated several times followed by a 'but... but'; the call may last for several seconds. Males call from spring through early autumn while sitting around the bank of a water body or in shallow water. Breeding increases after rain. This frog can leap 2 m (6.5 ft), roughly 35 times its own length. This would be the equivalent of a 1.8 m (6 ft) human making a jump 32 m (105 ft) long.
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Finally, I can be the boss villain I was born to be.
Upon birth, babies are screened and given a random ability based on what their parents had. Your dad had telepathy and your mom could sing any song perfectly, even mimicking the voice. You were given the seemingly useless ability of playing songs into someone else’s head.
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Been tryna challenge myself to draw my Minecraft characters. Here's one of them.

This is Cave Dweller. She's made of stone and has moss for hair. Still haven't finished drawing her yet and might mess around with her limb designs, but I'll be back when she's done.
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Remember when I said this was a site for shitty drawings?
Ha, what a lie.
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2021: headed to a city near you
Our solar system is a storage lot for used planets. There’s been no taker for Earth because it has an infestation. The sales executive explains that previous eradication treatments failed - but this year’s results look promising.
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As it should be.
You, a wildlife photographer, fall into the ice while making a documentary. As you fade into frozen oblivion, you feel a gentle touch on your shoulder. You wake to hundreds of them. They bow. They sing for the dying. They raise their tusks in salute. Heaven is run by the walruses.
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I fully support Jeff and his mediocre advice.
I started a new blog! Follow @advicebyjeff!
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Transfixed, you weakly glide toward her. Stooping low, she whispers a string of numbers into your ear. You watch, breathless, as she saunters into the night's darkness. You have received the phone number of a gargan. Success!
You saw her in the distance while on a nightly walk, 8 feet tall, 3 eyes like glowing coals, and a crown of horns growing from her head. In other words, gorgeous.
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"I didn't really get it either, until he broke out of his enclosure."
You are having a hard time explaining to your fellow witches that your familar is a giraffe.
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So, I recently found this art kit. . .

And I've been messing around with it.

A lot.

I had a point to this post, but I've forgotten. . .
Anyway, here's another drawing.

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Y'all mother fuckers wanna see my sister's cat?
Yes, you do.

Her name is Clio, and I love her.

I like this one cuz she's like "what you want, gurl?" and I love it.

She is beauty, she is grace, she will scratch you in the face.
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