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it feels like the 63rd of janaury

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FOUND THE ANTIMOBILE

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dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job

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we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.

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todays marketplace gem

$800 penis lion

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everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

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doctor this patient needs a hug and 3 *checks notes*tacos de barbacoa? *i awake from my coma to scribble on the note and one jarrito any flavor*

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my wet lump

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Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

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Me at the store: oh I wish I had some ingredients to freshen up dinner tonight

The produce section:

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'at the ecology + environment training course in atlanta, georgia, the trainees have to play ball sports in order to pass the course' in bizarre magazine uk april 2001

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I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

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Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this