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Kid: “literally gets fucking boiled in chocolate*
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I. Am. Disgusted. SIGNAL BOOST this!! This is unacceptable! We need to remember what pride is and what we stand for.
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Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I finally found a little relief from the heat, a little ice cream, you snatched it away. You better sell me some ice cream at a fair price, or face the consequences. Heat | Hey Arnold! | Air date November 4, 1996
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My gay heart is so happy. This is progress. Bravo!
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Scared of me and my family because we’re so awesome?
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