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Hey fam! I've been locked out of this account for months, but it remains logged in on my iPad. Alas, though. The time has come to log out. I've made a new personal! You can find me over @ dairydoom.tumblr.com !!!!!!!!!!!!! Pls come follow me my dear friends. I miss you all.

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Human, I See You Are Trapped In My Butt Warming Machine

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I get road rage walking behind people.

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you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

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Real functional VHS for modern movies by Offtrackoutlet

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Friday Night Priorities

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And that’s the way of a real tale. Take any one that you’re fond of. You may know, or guess, what kind of a tale it is, happy-ending or sad-ending, but the people in it don’t know. And you don’t want them to.

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hey guys psa regarding hospital bills

don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “excuse me, i just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount i’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.

don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.

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It’s technically true.

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there are more nipples in the world than people

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@ people who love hot weather why do u love sweating and being sticky and smelling bad