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Heroes of Thantopolis has updated!
Today's page: I wish I could say "I don't have time for this" and stop feeling emotional when it's inconvenient.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#kool aid man vs looney tunes roadrunner#kool aid man is going off a cliff and will not survive the lamdong
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I had a dream last night that there was a BioWare game with like a dozen companions and their beliefs and attitudes varied wildly. Some were staunchly pro-empire, some were very anti-authoritarian, some were incredibly racist, and so on. You could get ALL of them in the same game but if you do and they all survive the final boss, then you get a special epilogue scene of everyone sitting down to a celebratory dinner, where they eventually all kill each other over their differences now that the big bad is dealt with.
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with a cursory examination of wplace we can identify a few of the most pertinent global social & political causes of the 21st century:
- Palestinian liberation
- Trans rights
- Brazil
- Deltarune
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yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe
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Meanwhile there's no question that us mortals could create a boulder so big that we can't lift it. Yet another win for humanity
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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

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BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople
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I was thinking about what social media, Tumblr specifically, would be like in the Pokemon universe. conclusion: not that different
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Being a sailor scout means you get some awkward tan lines.
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