witches in old fairytales had the right idea. living alone, unmarried, in the middle of the woods, and if a hero stumbled across their cottage they’re like “maybe I’ll give you a magical token to help you out. maybe I’ll fuck up your entire life. depends :)”
it would be so funny if percy had a distinct new york accent so when he stumbles into camp jupitor and he's like "i have no memories. i dont even know where i'm from" frank and hazel look at each other and are like we can tell you where you're from, buddy.
why are people arguing about leo or annabeth being smarter. they would never fight about this. they would fight about something even stupider. leo and annabeth make powerpoints to present to the others about whether or not water is wet. leo convinces percy to give a quote agreeing with him and percy doesnt know annabeth is involved until theyre both presenting
this anon has singlehandedly demolished all leo/annabeth intelligence discourse i swear to god
I’d like to see which Shakespeare plays people were required to read in high school (not that you chose to read, but ones that were actually assigned and discussed), so reblog or comment!