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*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

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(winces) eurydice is RIGHT behind me, isn’t she?

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KeyboardCleanTool for Mac (from the BTT devs) is what I use.

Somebody's made a Windows equivalent, looks like.

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

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The era of the grind is OVER.

Start NOIRMAXXING.

-Use as FEW lights as possible

-BUY shoulder holster

-Drink EXCLUSIVELY coffee and hard liquor

-STARE at the past as every memory of her plays out in front of a dimly lit wall, a saccharine sweet waking nightmare of what could've been.

-JAZZ!

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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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giant metal ball from. ELDEN ring...kina sexy when ya think about it

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Finally.

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mimic that has a diagetic red clickbait circle with arrows to get you to investigate it.

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hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx

I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.

Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.

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posting classified war thunder development materials to the us military forums

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020