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Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to announce it is, once again, Meat Day

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uhhh drew this like, two years ago? Wind Waker Sweep

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the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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for you and your warped reflection

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but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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🌸Tamaki Suoh would wear the shirt proudly 🌸 Based on this post Ko-fi

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so my dash's looking interesting today

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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

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for the mashtuals

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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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not to be dramatic but! my bedroom windows!

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone