My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.
He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.
"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"
"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."
While I again lament the fact that apparently we canonically ignored her for so long, I find the mention of the Fifteenth wish specifically hilarious because it practically means that for six years not only have guardians in universe been scrambling to try to locate the alleged 15th wish but Failsafe somehow also knew about the wishes in the first place.
Just started and Saint and Osiris really immediately were like "Aww our baby Crow is all grown up, who is the next saddest person in Sol?" then adopted Failsafe huh?
Also Failsafe is there for exactly 2 seconds before insulting Osiris to his face. Sagira would be proud.
Just started and Saint and Osiris really immediately were like "Aww our baby Crow is all grown up, who is the next saddest person in Sol?" then adopted Failsafe huh?
Also Failsafe is there for exactly 2 seconds before insulting Osiris to his face. Sagira would be proud.