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I’ll be the cause of your parents divorce arc for the slight you’ve committed against the good people of Dagestan

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10 year old with a propeller cap, furrowed brow, and oversized plastic phone typing up "Anyone who likes toys more than me is an imaginationbrained activity addict, anyone who likes toys less than me is a joyless playcel"

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hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

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probably feels good as hell to ram a misericorde through a weak spot in some fools armor

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Zebra Dove or Geopelia Striata from Avian August 2025, sketchy illustration. With sparkles in her eyes!

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weapons grade lecher inbound

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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

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you’re so basic just like your father

* ancient aliens voice* The colluseum in Rome… one of the great wonders of the ancient world… How did a bunch of human sacrificing savages ignorant even of toilet paper manage to create a really big sports arena? Maybe they had help from…. Beyond the stars?

*smash cut to a groyper who looks like he lost a fight with a barber*

Expert: Ze romans frequently referenced de stars in deir mythology, even naming zeir gods after planets. But maybe zese ‘ planets ‘ were simple terms for vhat ve vould call ‘aliens’.

Me zonked off my mind in bed with this in the background:40K would be better if Horus was a milf

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The World of Ultimate Gaming

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can you tell I’ve had two hours of sleep? no hangover tho ol’ downer still got it

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what’s the point of genderbending him if you don’t keep her bald

* ancient aliens voice* The colluseum in Rome… one of the great wonders of the ancient world… How did a bunch of human sacrificing savages ignorant even of toilet paper manage to create a really big sports arena? Maybe they had help from…. Beyond the stars?

*smash cut to a groyper who looks like he lost a fight with a barber*

Expert: Ze romans frequently referenced de stars in deir mythology, even naming zeir gods after planets. But maybe zese ‘ planets ‘ were simple terms for vhat ve vould call ‘aliens’.

Me zonked off my mind in bed with this in the background:40K would be better if Horus was a milf

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9 time evo champion and one of the best fighting game players ladies, gentlemen, and the respected they/thems of the congregation

welcome to the real world

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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

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Oh wait it is Sunday so rping sticking my fingers up another man’s ass so hard they just fucking die is in fact, in tradition…Kanye my goat, I wish you could’ve seen this

rest in peace buddy, I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again.