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He brushed Camazotz’ hair back, then taking the shower head to wash the shampoo away. It was a rather relaxing activity, to be frank, and Kairo had concluded that he wouldn’t object to doing it again. Any less-than-innocent ideas, particularly the ones suggested by the other God’s very naked presence, had mostly gone over his head. Aside from a short attention span, Kairo also had a habit of focusing a little too much on one thing at a time.

“I wouldn’t say that it pleases me, so much as confuses me,” he responded honestly, speaking in a slow, velvety voice. He pushed Camazotz’ hair back, meeting the other God’s eyes, “Do you think I’m scary?” Sometimes Kairo wondered what people would actually consider scary - Was it his lethargic way of slithering through the night? Or the dark colour of his eyes? Or perhaps they were just afraid of the idea of his - but ironically, the God of Evil wasn’t necessarily Evil - not in his eyes anyway.

You’re good at this

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“I could’ve sworn I heard someone talking in here.”

“Could be spirits?” Kairo suggested, shrugging his shoulder, “I imagine that you’d have that problem quite often. Odd occurrences tend to follow me as well, though I’m told that I miss most of it.”

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“That was definitely not the wind.”

“What’s that? Did you hear something?” he responded. Although they had been having a conversation just a few minutes ago, Kairo had found himself suddenly distracted by the cafe’s choice of napkin - the symmetrically meticulous pattern was utterly atrocious and he’d wasted no time in scratching it up.

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“It just turned on by itself!”

Kairo tutted at Xiaolang, who had no doubt seen too many horror movies in the past. The God had barely flinched when the television flickered on of its own accord, stuck on a channel of static. “It was most likely just an electronical thing,” he shrugged, but then watched at the screen began to flick through channels at a suddenly fast pace. He frowned, “Are you sure you’re not sitting on the remote?”

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“There’s no one in here. You’re just imagining things.“

He furrowed his brows, “I have been told that my mind often wanders off, but I’m not a fool. It’s just- oh, it’s too bright in here. I can’t see!” And with a wave of his hand, Kairo plunged the room into a comfortable darkness. His eyes took no time to adjust and, within moments, he’d caught the culprit - a rabbit. “I told you that someone was eating my lunch,” he said, holding up the fuzzy animal, “It was... what’s your name, rabbit?”

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Stronger | Kairo & Eve

Replying to @mpeve from here:

Kairo hadn’t quite realized that Eve was teasing him - that sort of subtly went right over his head so, when she suggested that he was weak, he promptly proved to her otherwise. He never forgot that he was the God of Evil, and therefore had a reputation to uphold (even if it was one he did not feel he deserved).

“Hm, well actually,” he hummed to himself, suddenly turning with Eve now forgotten on his shoulder, “I wouldn’t say that I am the strongest. Surely someone will be stronger. Though if it were to come down to a fight, I could just squash everyone in an earthquake - in which case I would then be the strongest. I wonder.” He paced a few times in the room, only remembering her when he’d looked into a mirror.

“Oh! Right— did you want to come down yet?”

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“ it may look like i’m having deep thoughts, but really, i’m just thinking about what to eat next. ”

“Is that so? Well, that is very deceiving of you,” Kairo teased, elbows resting over the table as he watched her, “And here I thought that you were focusing in class, but you’re just thinking about lunch.” He tilted his head to the open window, taking a long drag of his cigarette before turning back to her. “Shall we then? Get lunch?”

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spooky scary haunted starters … sentence starters

“Did you call me?”

“Was that a scream?”

“Did you close that door?”

“It just turned on by itself!”

“I just saw that shadow move!”

“That was definitely not the wind.”

“It sounds like someone’s in here.”

“Is that… is that a face over there?”

“I heard breathing, right in my ear!”

“Ow! Something just scratched me!”

“I swear, I’m not joking, I saw it move!”

“Does it smell like perfume/cologne to you?”

“It’s not faulty wiring, something turned it off!”

“I didn’t slam the door. I thought that was you.”

“It feels creepy in here. Can we leave, please?”

“The lights are flickering… that’s not a good sign.”

“I could’ve sworn I heard someone talking in here.”

“There’s something standing at the foot of my bed…”

“There’s no one in here. You’re just imagining things.“

“But, there’s no one else here… who’s walking upstairs?”

“Listen, you might not believe me, but I know what I saw.”

“Wait, I thought you came home earlier. I heard your voice.”

“Haha, spooky message on the mirror, very funny. You wrote it, right?”

“It was your bright idea to use a spirit board, and now look what’s happening!”

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Kairo had been intimate with a fair number of people over the years - mortals and Gods alike. Although a fairly aloof and distant person most of the time, he did enjoy the messiness and chaos that emotions tended to elicit: passion and its goodwill sister were often at the core of the greatest battles. But that being said–

“No, I don’t believe that I do,” he responded honestly, rather enjoying the way wet hair sat in uneven sections and general disarray, “And I’ve never had a cat either, I must add.” Because, indeed, washing Camazotz’ hair was very similar to bathing a feline. Perhaps it was time for him to get one: but he or she must enjoy the dark and quiet of course. “Do people often do it for you?” he questioned, “Aside from in salons. I find that people are usually too afraid touch me.”

You’re good at this

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🪑

“Are you comfortable here?” he questioned, genuinely curious about why Maia seemed to enjoy being on his lap so often. Of course, he rather enjoyed the intimacy himself - it was the perfect position for him to get his arms around her dainty waist - but he imagined that it was no where near as comfortable as the actual couch.

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🚿

He raised a brow in curiosity - well, that was a rather familiar sound in a rather unfamiliar circumstance. “I wasn’t aware that my head massages were so enjoyable,” he chuckled, brushing back the wet strands of the other’s hair, “I’ll take that as a solidly positive review.”

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🚬 🔁

He was just about to light up his cigarette when it was stolen from his lips - an action fast enough that even his snake reflexes didn’t pick it up. “You could have just asked,” he tutted in slight disapproval, “And plus, I heard that smoking is incredibly healthy for you demigods.”

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“ yes, the rumors are true. i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass. ”

He pulled a face - Romance was a fine thing but when ever people used the term ‘lovey dicey’ it generally stripped away all of the mess and intensity that he liked best. “I’d have hoped that they’d come up with a cure for that by now,” he responded, taking a sip of his beer, “You haven’t changed much.”

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“ it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s … me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go. ”

He shook his head, tutting, “Getting sentimental again, are you, Osiris? I’ve been told that it’s a terrible habit. I partake in it myself too, now and then, but I’ve never tried to outrun feelings.” Kairo wasn’t a fan of running in general, at least not in his mortal form, and feelings were too fascinating to escape from.

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“ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne. ”

He furrowed his brows, a perplexed expression over his features. The meaning of her words, and such a modern metaphor, had gone right over his head. “Are you sure of it? It’s quite rare that the underworld will allow demigods to stay,” he responded, “Is this special to your own pantheon? I hadn’t heard of it before. Sounds fun though.”

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𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

    change gendered language to your needs.  ♡

“  crying is very punk,  trust me,  i do it all the time   &   i am a punk.  ” “  do i like him or is he just tall?  ” “  not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die.  ” “  am i dramatic?  yes.  is it justified?  also yes.  ” “  everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head.  wow.  ” “  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me.  it’s called the throne.  ” “  let’s get high!!   …   grades.  ” “  i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions.  ” “  it’s a bird!  it’s a plane!  it’s   …   me, trying to outrun my feelings.  there i go.  ” “  i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes.  ” “  why has no one fallen in love with me yet?  i’m so bored.  ” “  honestly,  i don’t even play an active role in my life.  shit just happens   &   i’m like  ‘  oh,  is this what we’re doing now?  okay.  ’  ” “  life hack  :  you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.  ” “  what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around?  ” “  it may look like i’m having deep thoughts,  but really,  i’m just thinking about what to eat next.  ” “  do i deserve back pain at this age?  ” “  i’m a simple person;  anything happens,  i cry.  ” “  i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything.  ” “  yes,  the rumors are true.  i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass.  ” “  i try not to sound like an asshole,  but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.  ” “  someone has to date me eventually,  right?  ” “  what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of?  ” “  your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart.  ” “  there’s no way that  EVERYBODY  was kung-fu fighting.  ” “  saying my name is so intimate,  why would you do that to me?  ” “  don’t ask me about my sexuality.  you’re not gonna get a straight answer.  ” “  i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.  ” “  the first step to any murder is to have fun   &   be yourself.  ” “  i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.  ” “  i may seem like an angry person on the surface,  but deep down inside, i am actually angrier.  ” “  i push everyone away,  but in a way,  i am doing them a favor.  ” “  what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur?  ” “  i’m not even a hot mess.  i’m more like a lukewarm mess.  ” “  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.  ” “  can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight?  ” “  you’re not allowed to be busy,  you’re my only friend.  ” “  becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life.  ” “  is it cold in here,  or is that just my heart?  ” “  if i sigh loudly enough,  will all my problems go away?  ” “  hey,  sorry i’m late.  i didn’t want to come.  ”