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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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Loading in third perspective

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no one is there for you like the music you listened to at your lowest point in high school

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weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL

BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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???

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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Happy international Lego day!

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Fuck it endoplasmic reticulum Tuesday

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Reblog and put in the tags how we would defeat you if you became a malevolent lovecraftian horror