mpdgmustdie
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mpdgmustdie · 19 minutes ago
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mpdgmustdie · 21 minutes ago
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This YouTube thumbnail has the same energy as the educational sunfish memes. Can we have some educational opah memes in the chat
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mpdgmustdie · 3 hours ago
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mpdgmustdie · 5 hours ago
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mpdgmustdie · 7 hours ago
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outside it is november, and yesterday it felt like it was supposed to be snowing. in boston, november used a winter month, not a fall month. it is supposed to be a chilly month; rarely capping over 45F. it is a sweater-and-jacket month. it is a "maybe a scarf too" month. in my childhood, november meant the sight of snow.
it did not snow. tomorrow the weather predicts a high of 76.
i have spent so many years of my life studying the longterm possibilities of climate change - the culmination of capitalism wreaking havoc on the bodies of people, animals, plants - but every so often i am still shocked by something small and personal.
in a hundred years, when someone goes outside in boston - will they know the feeling of "snow in the air"?
i know it's a learned feeling, a sensation that maybe only longterm experience can teach. a few years ago, i was walking with my friend who had just moved up from the south. i said it smells like snow and she gave me this look like - what the fuck. i said it feels like snow too, which didn't help. she looked up to the bright blue sky and then back at me and then back at the sky. 12 hours later, we had 3 inches. you can just tell if it's going to snow.
except i can't tell, anymore. i stand outside in a tee shirt and watch my dog dance around a lake. we're in a drought and the skin of the water has peeled back twenty meters. the lake is tamed, quiet, puddlelike and sour. my pokemon go app warns there's a weather condition in my area.
my dog gets too hot from running and sits in the water and i want to laugh about his long frame and how awkwardly he sits - and i can't. some simian part of my brain is scratching the walls. it was supposed to snow. it was supposed to snow, but now it's warm instead.
during the last full solar eclipse, the dogs and the birds and the crickets went crazy under utter darkness. we laughed at them then, promising it will all be okay in a moment. but some part of me is still locked in that long night: some animal sensation.
something is wrong, my body says. i can't afford eggs or rent. i go outside to watch a sunset and listen to birdsong. i don't bring a jacket. allergies are killing me this season, allergies i didn't have as a kid. everyone comments that halloween has started to feel strange, offkilter. that it's hard having "holiday cheer." my body thinks it's april, and then it thinks we're in september, and then june.
something is terribly wrong, she whispers. go outside. it is supposed to be snowing.
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mpdgmustdie · 10 hours ago
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mpdgmustdie · 12 hours ago
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There has been a chicken noodle coup In the democratic republic of soup
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mpdgmustdie · 18 hours ago
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mpdgmustdie · 1 day ago
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I think society would be much better if it was considered more normal and acceptable to go on quests sometimes. At least once in your life, and it doesn't even have to be personal to you. Like you could call your boss like "hey my friend is going on a quest to find out once and for all what's the truth about her grandmother's childhood family. Ain't got nothing to do with me, but this is probably going to be a big one and she's going to need a friend with her."
And they'd just be like "alright, sure. See you in a year, and let us know if it's going to be longer, so we can start training a more permanent hire until you get back."
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mpdgmustdie · 2 days ago
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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
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mpdgmustdie · 2 days ago
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Over The Garden Wall is good because Wirt’s entire personality is “I’m 14” and Greg’s entire personality is “I’m 5”
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mpdgmustdie · 3 days ago
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People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.
An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.
Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.
It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…
It’s an ant again.
Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.
This is madness.
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mpdgmustdie · 3 days ago
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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mpdgmustdie · 3 days ago
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"to get treatment for adhd you (person with untreated adhd) need to schedule and then show up for several appointments" is the kind of shit the greek gods would inflict on a guy who ate his son
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