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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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theres been a terrible on purpose down at the accident factory...

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Carbonara preparation under pressure....

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dropped out of kill myself university to go find a fishing boat crewman apprenticeship cause noose 101 made me realise knot tying comes natural to me

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John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)

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summers whimsy: schools out less work fun times with friends cute outfits 😊

The Despicable Heat:

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teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before

kid named the hand that feeds:

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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk

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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

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Robin Hobbs books rock because you'll think to yourself surely this new villain has to be the worst guy ever created - fool as you are, for just around the corner waits Adolf mussolini and his whole fucking squad

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mirror.mp4

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My stupid Harkonen barber shaved my head and called it the Rautha Fade