moz3lf
Mozelf
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21, he/him, writes the blandest reviews you've ever seen on letterboxd.com/sebmoz and backloggd.com/sebmoz. Maybe one day I won't suck at it.
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moz3lf · 2 months ago
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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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theres been a terrible on purpose down at the accident factory...
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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Carbonara preparation under pressure....
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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dropped out of kill myself university to go find a fishing boat crewman apprenticeship cause noose 101 made me realise knot tying comes natural to me
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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summers whimsy: schools out less work fun times with friends cute outfits 😊
The Despicable Heat:
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before
kid named the hand that feeds:
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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I asked the bartender for a coffee with no milk and he said we're out of no milk and gave me a cup full of milk
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moz3lf · 4 months ago
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moz3lf · 5 months ago
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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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moz3lf · 5 months ago
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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet
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moz3lf · 6 months ago
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Robin Hobbs books rock because you'll think to yourself surely this new villain has to be the worst guy ever created - fool as you are, for just around the corner waits Adolf mussolini and his whole fucking squad
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moz3lf · 7 months ago
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mirror.mp4
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moz3lf · 7 months ago
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My stupid Harkonen barber shaved my head and called it the Rautha Fade
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moz3lf · 7 months ago
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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moz3lf · 7 months ago
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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