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i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

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Okay ,,, well this account won’t let me. Uh. Change my icon and bio and shiz so I’m going to move to a different one. the UN will be waverlysanvgl. yeet.

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me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

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i’ve been trying to be active on here again but every time i get around to changing my layout another round of laziness and procrastination strikes and i’m like ‘,,,nah’

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UN warns that famine could overwhelm country in next three months, with 13 million people at risk of starvation 

Bernie Sanders was the only senator to vote against Trump’s large military budget.

All Dems, knowing that part of it would go toward funding Saudi Arabia’s war, voted for it. Bernie Sanders tried to pass a resolution to stop U.S aid to the war, but Democrats defeated it.

US munitions make the horror possible.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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The day you become an adult is the day you realize you can just BUY an ice cream cake without it having to be someone’s birthday.

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you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

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It is the heat rather than the humidity.

Buzzfeed is the latest national news site to report on what residents of Arizona cannot avoid — a hellscape second in the Inner Solar System only to the surface of Venus in parched, inhospitable real estate.

It’s all literally just melting.

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stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help.

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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girlies if youre into occult shit witchcraft astrology whatever the fuck.. potions maybe even eating leaves… you’re so hot

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Supercorp have to go to a Halloween party. What costumes do they wear?

OK I bet this was a sketch prompt for Foley yet HERE I AM

Kara had insisted she meet her at Kara’s apartment, claiming some high maintenance hair stunt that required her attention to the last minute.  Lena didn’t particularly enjoy Halloween - if she wanted the people around her to pretend to be what they were not, she’d call a board meeting.  She had hastily put together a black party dress, applied some overly dramatic eye shadow, plunked a witch hat on her head, and called it good.

She knew Kara loved this sort of thing, and she thought she was prepared when she opened her girlfriend’s door.

She was wrong.

“Oh my God,” said Lena.

“Right?!” Kara beamed, setting her hands on her hips.  “I couldn’t resist.”

“Kara…”

There was nothing quite like a smugly satisfied Danvers.  The corners of their lips curled just so when they smiled, eyes lidded with sedate delight.  “I saw it at the store and I thought, it’s too perfect.”

Lena held her hand to her mouth.  “I can’t believe you thought this was a good idea.”

“I think it’s a GREAT idea.”  Kara played with her short black wig, working her curl until it was just so.

“I mean, you do have the shoulders for it.”

Kara scrunched her shoulders up in delight at the complement, then caught herself, changing the movement into a swaggering shift of her weight to one foot, adjusting her belt.  “I really think the pair of socks down my pants REALLY sells it.”

Lena rolled her eyes and walked up to pick at the symbol on her girlfriend’s chest.  “And you don’t see any potential issues with this outfit?”

Kara blew a dismissive raspberry.  “No, because it would be so dumb to do, no one would think she would do it.  Really, don’t worry, Lena, everyone is going to laugh.  Besides,” she gestured to her contoured cheek bones and the cartoonish divot drawn on her chin, “Folks will be too distracted by how extremely handsome I am.”

Lena drew her fingers up to trace Kara’s exposed clavicle.  “You are very handsome.  Just my type, frankly.  Tall, dark, and beefy.”

Kara’s smile transcended smugness, transcended satisfaction, and was floating somewhere in the stratosphere of delight.  She held out her arm, and her next words were pitched low in a masculine rumble.  “Can I escort you to the party, ma’am?”

Lena accepted, laughing despite herself.  “Of course, Superman.”

As the doors of the elevator closed, Lena felt obligated to say, “Just so you know, this is cute but very weird, and I’m not sleeping with you like this.”

Kara’s smile didn’t falter.  “Oh, absolutely no chance.”  She rocked in place, standing briefly on her toes.  “I could never have sex with a witch.”

Lena punched her girlfriend, who gamely rubbed her arm.

“Like, what if she hexed my vagina?”

“You should be so lucky.”

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may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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Top Ten Magnus Bane Episodes (as voted by my followers) 7. The Powers That Be (3x02)

“Alexander… about my father. I hope you don’t think less of me.”

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i cannot emphasize enough how tremendously proud hannah gadsby should be of what she has created and released into this world. 

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asoiaf meme: [3/5] relationships » Sansa Stark & Arya Stark

“Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths… Sansa is your sister. You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she need you.”