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— Fiona Apple

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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse

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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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tell me that i did good until now.

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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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my theory of the levels of literary analysis :

i. you can do (think) whatever you want forever (there are multiple lenses you can use to analyze a work of literature and they might yield different results)

ii. there's 1 correct interpretation and your teacher will tell you what it is ^^ no need to think for yourself ever. get a good grade in literature 👍

iii. the curtains are blue: the author literally meant what they said and ONLY what they said

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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"could a depressed person have made this?" i ask triumphantly, presenting to you the ugliest crochet you've ever laid your eyes upon.

you can't tell what it's supposed to be because it's only about 10% finished

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crochet tutorial: make sure to count your stitches if you're a beginner or your crochet will end up misshapen!

me, wisdom infinite: if it sucks it sucks

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reviews on famous novel "don't create the torment nexus" are in!

one reviewer gives a one star review, saying, "i can't believe the writer would let the torment nexus exist in this world. doesn't he realize how awful the torment nexus would be in real life?"

another reviewer, with a two star review, says "yeah, the book was okay, the characters were all great, but i just can't get over the torment nexus. why is there such a terrible thing? don't they realize they'd be better off without the torment nexus?"

a third reviewer gave five stars, saying "i'm glad this book was written. they really need to create the torment nexus, that would really improve civilization by a lot." in the comment replies to this review, the reviewer indicated that this review was not sarcasm.

overall, "don't create the torment nexus" has a rating of two stars. find it in these stores......

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Wooooooo mysterious stairs very scary

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Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

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I’m such a prequel girlie at the end of the day. Hahaha yes tell me a story that was always going to happen. Tell me a story that’s been dead since the beginning

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no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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you know it's bad when i get the desire to post that eskew quote again