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Hear ye, hear ye, I am switching back to my main blog so I get my toe beans badges. It shall henceforth be known as littlepupthoughts, and I will reply and reblog from there.

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Hear ye, hear ye, I am switching back to my main blog so I get my toe beans badges. It shall henceforth be known as littlepupthoughts, and I will reply and reblog from there.

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I wouldn't make it oh god

some of you might think it's "fun" to put a sub in a shock collar and force them to play dom for once, punishing them whenever they whimper or apologise. it's also hot

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there should be a place you can go to and say "I need a break from being a person for a week" and they nod, put a collar on you, and then for the next week the only thing you need you to do is be good a good dog and do what your owner tells you. and this should be a free, essential mental health service.

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while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

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take my hand for a moment

your objective from this point on is to survive

the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.

There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.

We'll get through this. We will find a way

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somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

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I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

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Guys.

Guess what?

It’s officially…

HALLOWEEN!!!!

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reblog this if you are not only okay with booping spams but encourage it. blow up my notifications go buck wild we both get our big funny boop numbers

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mostly i just want boops so everyone will see how dog i am

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war never changes

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booping is so fun i forgot i'm mentally ill for one minute