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Have fun in the war dumbass Iโll be at home fucking military wives
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A little life update Iโm sad and somewhat lonely and crave attention HOWEVER Iโm channeling these feelings in songs by but not limited to: Penelope Scott, falling in reverse, Arctic monkeys and roar. Thank you for listening even if you donโt care ๐ฉโ๏ธ
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Iโm the crush u look at closely and realize he kinda ugly
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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?
thatโs a great question! have a surinam toad.
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my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
carpeted kitchen
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the internet is for cowboys only
www. ? it stands for wild wild west
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me thinking of a funny joke i told last year
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Iโm just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel
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How am i gona be ugly n broke at the same time??
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People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003ย ? Im trash sweetie
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