Sage| 27 |🇮🇪 | Swiftie | eternal book nerd | she/her| bisexual
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my 🍃 gummies 🍃 got delivered today and after the worst day in work, someone up there is looking out for me
#it really turned my day around#plus i was on open shift today so finished up at 4.30#which means i get to enjoy one tonight#hallelujah#the universe really said here ya go bitch you need this#time to crochet and watch superstore or maybe stick on a record#either way gonna be a greeeeaaat night#inagine that great is said on the way that funky cereal tiger says it
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fuck star signs, which taylor swift album do you listen to while high?
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Went on holiday the week before christmas and came back to work today to a bunch of presents from my preschoolers and their parents 🥰🥰💖🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕
#feel like im floating#lots of yummy chocolates candles and gift vouchers#i love these kids so much 💕#preschool teacher#preschool#christmas
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after a long day of consuming distractions it’s time to let the darkness consume me
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They got her back in the middle of the turn up
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i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable
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“She knew what the agony had been for” on a tour that effectively started with her life falling apart, then fell apart harder… only for her to stitch it back together with sheer grit and willpower and being able to end it taking in this moment as happy as she is right now with the biggest tour in all of history behind her. I’m just so so proud of her you know
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!
So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud
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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives
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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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the eras tour + midnights t-shirt dresses (x)
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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event
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