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they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card

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do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

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Crowd of 70,000 fans singing "a minor" during Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance

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BIG fan of this design choice

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I refuse to let reblogs be disabled on this post

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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Elon Musk's teenage hackers have inserted bots into the backend of the federal system so they can spy on government workers and sniff out any disloyalty to Felon47.

This is not only highly illegal but qualifies as an act of espionage and sedition.

Remember when First Felon accused Obama of spying on him through a microwave oven? Always a projection.

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im grilling absolute cheese

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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

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where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

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zero tolerance machining is so... sexual... 🥴

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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.