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its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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listening and learning

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it is foretold on the freaky slab

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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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How to Paint Light by jonhuangart

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last christmas, i gave you my heart. but the very next day... the very next day.

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Permission to be vulnerable in this torture dungeon. Do you guys even like me 

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time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand