Imagine a mousegirl. in a racecar. that's me. I post cars, shit posts, a lil edge, and hotties Lexie/Mousie she/her 28yo, sideblog to @mystic-mousegirl wife of @literalcoyote .the tag #byfimps stands for "bitches you find in my passenger seat"
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A bag of holding but it’s cargo pants with infinite pockets
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Uh oh guys 🤢 bad news about the suspense
Haha guys should I drink the suspense?

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Settled on the name Lychee. He doesn't even have a lighter, he just thinks it makes him look cool.
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Haha guys should I drink the suspense?

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do you want to play substance abuse with me after work
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okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax
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walking around the apartment tits out windows open call that giving back to the commutitty
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lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars
#i particularly love how on one sode the razors are straight and on the other side theyre alternating angles#thats sexy
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Cold air intake on the birthday wishlist
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sing with me in the car and I swear you’ll have my heart
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