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On the first day of Klancemas Voltron gave to me

The bonding moment of a good team

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Lance and Keith find Tumblr

Lance: Why does everyone want me to suffer??

Keith: Why does every want me to fuck you?

Lance: while suffering

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Voltron characters as things said in my math class

Romelle: Why are my nails always so short?

Pidge: Uhhhh because your half lesbian?

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Coran: What kind of hip teen punk rap-rock are YOU listening to?!

Hunk: I’m listening to Hercules.

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Shiro: *shows class pictures of his school dances*

Lance: Let’s GOOOOO!!! Get them gurllssss!!

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Coran: Can anyone give me an example of a straight angle?

Keith: *looks at Lance and winks*

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Lotor: Do you guys have airdrop on?

Everyone: Ya!

Allura: STOP AIRDROPPING US PHOTOS OF DROWING CHILDREN!!

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Lance: OHHH Can I bring the attendance down to the office?!

Shiro: Sure.

Keith: bitch

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Hunk: Mr. Coran can you turn on some music.

Coran: Sure!

*proceeds to play Britney Spears and Justin Bieber*

Pidge+Kieth+Allura: *Start screaming*

Lance+Hunk+Romelle: *Start singing at the top of their lungs*

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Matt: Im about to be dank af!! Are you ready kids?!?

*puts on swim goggles and dances around the room*

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Lance: *licks paper, rips it in half, hands to Pidge*

Pidge: *throws paper at teacher* YEET!

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Pidge: Ughhhhhhh I’m starving guys.

Hunk: boy have I got a treat for you! *proceeds to take a full size box of Froot Loops out of his backpack*

Pidge: FUCK YES!

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Lance: Mr. Shirogane?! Can I go to the office? Ummmm I’m having my period?

Shiro (done with life): Your a man Lance.

Lance: fuck.

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*class is talking*

Coran: “I mean cmon! Who doesn’t wear socks in the shower!?”

Keith (under his breath): what in the fuck