mouldremover

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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IVE DONE IT. IVE SENT MY UNIVERSITY APPLICATION!!

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how many followers do you have

only you baby i swear

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Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

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back in my buffy (the vampire slayer era) and was this close to buying a cross pendant online and then i remembered it's religious iconography

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🍞🪿🪿🪿

oh look! some geese found bread on your Tumblr fyp. would you like to add bread or a goose?

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

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officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

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Everyone knows the “LMNOP” is the best part of the alphabet song but i think “QRS, TUV” is underrated. it is quite beautiful, like the querying lyricism of a songbird babbling to itself in the misty morning after it rained

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Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

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Feeling inspired by the many shades of green in this stunning mosaic forest by artist Joanne Desheil.

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can we play laptops? in the meadow

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ive been inviting beautiful modestly sized rats into your home

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grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same