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I love buffy summers so so much. She’s so perfect and so incredibly complex and flawed.

She loves her sister more than anything in the world. She makes terrible puns. She wasn’t able to kill her soulless ex-boyfriend when she first had the chance. She blames herself for his murder of her father figure’s girlfriend. She wears bedazzled beanies while hunting demons. She always believes children when they tell her about the monsters under their beds.

She’s patrolled in a halterneck many times. She has a multitude of cross necklaces which she switches out depending on her outfit. Sometimes she fears she’s just a glorified killer. She was murdered when she was sixteen and died to save the world when she was twenty. When her mother died she waited until she was alone to do the dishes and let the running water cover the sound of her cries. She’s terrible at undercover.

She wears hoop earrings while fighting for her life. She was reduced to a catatonic state when she believed that she had failed to protect her sister. She’s isolated herself from anyone she believed cared about her more than once. She’s suffered from severe ptsd and depression. She critiques old kung fu movies from a fight choreography standpoint.

She is an expert in denial and suppression. She came back wrong - or at least she thought she did. She desperately tries to keep to a code of honour even when everything she believes about right and wrong is constantly shifting around her. She bears the weight of the world on her shoulders. She sleeps with a stuffed pig named Mr Gordo. She’s feared that her duty as the slayer would turn her to stone, that above all else she would lose her ability to love.

She loves more fiercely than anyone in the world.

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good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media

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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..

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why did i get sick on christmas :-(

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how come whenever i read fanfic there ends up being references to the texts i study for alevel english. like i just want to read a christmas story and BOOM taming of the shrew reference BOOM blake reference. school is haunting me!!!!

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You fucking seahorse.

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Transformation from Cat to Shape:

Step 1- begin with An Cat

Step 2- begin the stretching process

Step 3- now that the Cat is malleable, form An Shape

Step 4- refine the Shape

And there you have it! An easy 4 step guide.

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my christmas cinnamon and coffee cake. it’s absolutely delicious!!!

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Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

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Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

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I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH

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Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

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guys i am on such a chef streak atm. i made a DELICIOUS chilli for lunch today, it was absolutely stunning. and then tomorrow i’m making a coffee and cinnamon cake AND homemade pizza. i’m so chef coded.

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It is that time, you have no choice,

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me and my family are doing powerpoint night for christmas eve and i have the funniest most stupid slideshow ever-