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Maybe I was going as a prostitute~❤️ who knows?
I don't remember much else from that night
Since some sinner's appearances, or what objects/animals/etc that their forms are based on is based on how they died (eg- being mistaken for a deer & shot) how did you die for your form to be based on a moth?
Ugh... I'm going to try to type the answer as I remember it because I don't usually think much about that...
I was drugged or drunk... or kinda both, it couldn't be anything else, I was almost always in that state since so long.
It was nighttime, I was driving, and the last thing I saw was a moth fluttering around in my car. I got distracted because it reminded me of someone who liked that insect... then suddenly, I saw the blinding light of a truck's headlights in front of me, and that's the last thing I remember before everything went black. I guess I drifted into the opposite lane at some point...
Ha! Funny, the last thing I saw was a moth and then a light that led me to death. And I don’t even care about moths... they’re whatever.
Death is one big bitch joke, if you ask me
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Since some sinner's appearances, or what objects/animals/etc that their forms are based on is based on how they died (eg- being mistaken for a deer & shot) how did you die for your form to be based on a moth?
Ugh... I'm going to try to type the answer as I remember it because I don't usually think much about that...
I was drugged or drunk... or kinda both, it couldn't be anything else, I was almost always in that state since so long.
It was nighttime, I was driving, and the last thing I saw was a moth fluttering around in my car. I got distracted because it reminded me of someone who liked that insect... then suddenly, I saw the blinding light of a truck's headlights in front of me, and that's the last thing I remember before everything went black. I guess I drifted into the opposite lane at some point...
Ha! Funny, the last thing I saw was a moth and then a light that led me to death. And I don’t even care about moths... they’re whatever.
Death is one big bitch joke, if you ask me
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Do you have any allergies and can you sneeze? It is 1/8th of an orgasm
As far as I know, I don't have any allergies, except for the fuckers who think they can fool and mock me. They are like a rash...
And yeah obviously I can sneeze. Just because I don't have a visible nose doesn't mean I don't have nostrils.
Also hold up there, what do you mean a sneeze is equivalent to ⅛ of an orgasm? Is that true? Every time I sneeze, I have mini orgasms? Damn... no wonder it feels so good after sneezing... I didn't know I could feel pleasure without using the dick...
#moth pimp answer#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#Mun/Mod: I already knew that fun fact LOL Yeah true a sneeze is a mini orgasm gjdjgjjgfjkg although really tiny pleasure hehe
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Are you blind and can you read?
I'm not blind, what the fuck? Why would I be??
And obviously I can read, you fucker. Another thing is if the letter is illegible as fuck. That's not my damn problem.
#moth pimp answer#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel valentino#Mun/Mod: Sorry for the late answer :“3 Gonna try to be active here although i am busy
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Wait wait or should I say...
VEE-CE LEADER
Eh eh?? Hahahahaha!!
I'm so funny~♥
In the diss battle that dropped between Vox and Alastor, Al mentioned Vox asking him to join the Vees? If Val is the leader, then how does adding new members work? Can everyone in it invite others? Is it a group vote?
hmm. usually yeah it is a group vote, but alastor? that strawberry pimp guy? vox made an exception.
also val being the leader? PSH. that’s funny!
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Excuse me
VICE LEADER TO YOU~
Officially~♥
In the diss battle that dropped between Vox and Alastor, Al mentioned Vox asking him to join the Vees? If Val is the leader, then how does adding new members work? Can everyone in it invite others? Is it a group vote?
hmm. usually yeah it is a group vote, but alastor? that strawberry pimp guy? vox made an exception.
also val being the leader? PSH. that’s funny!
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🧡💚❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥💗
[All ooc]
Daaawww!! Thank you hon ;w; ♥
Glad to see we have same tastes, you feel comfy, you like my style ;;w;; and I inspire you a lot hehe ♥ Make me so happy!
I know I have 2 asks pending but I'm busy lately ToT Sorry, I'll try to answer asap ♥
Luv chu guys~ ♥♥♥
— Mist
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Ok....?
*Stands still*
These past few days have been rough at the company.
There's only one thing to do...
VAL!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
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Do you want a pillow of me?~♥
I have some but I can give you more pleasure myself than a pillow~
These past few days have been rough at the company.
There's only one thing to do...
VAL!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
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¿Qué quiere mi amorcito lindo?~♥
These past few days have been rough at the company.
There's only one thing to do...
VAL!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
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Fine, I'll get one by my own methods~
Hey, is it true that the average number of Alastor body pillows an overlord owns is one? And that you are the only one who owns them?
SO NEWS. YEAH WE'RE HAVING NEWS TODAY YEAH UHH--
He's avoiding the question.
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You could gift me one, you don't need so many after all...
Hey, is it true that the average number of Alastor body pillows an overlord owns is one? And that you are the only one who owns them?
SO NEWS. YEAH WE'RE HAVING NEWS TODAY YEAH UHH--
He's avoiding the question.
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Ooooww......
I'm damn bored... send me some nudes or something funny...
Take my photo without text if anyone likes it... ♥
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caNYoUrEAdthIs
- 🌈🫐
Why do you type like that?
This is worse than Travis writing... although the trace is prettier
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I already know you wouldn't, dumbass...
I'm damn bored... send me some nudes or something funny...
Take my photo without text if anyone likes it... ♥
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I'm damn bored... send me some nudes or something funny...
Take my photo without text if anyone likes it... ♥
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¡¡¡ME TENÉIS HASTA EL COÑO, LOS DOS, JODER!!!
I already saw that shit long ago, and this only remind me I want to have a lil "chat" with the artist...
And now, send a bullet to your skull for sending it to me and remind me this garbage exist...
That tiny pig demon couldn't even get close to me without me noticing.
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