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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it
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Me when I fucking SPOT you
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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Anyway, it turns out setting art goals according to what Julia from Drawfee can do is like setting swim goals according to what sea otters can do.
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Every 15 minutes, a cat's food bowl is empty. But with a small monthly donation, you can help us make sure that isn't a problem
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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David Lynch just passed. If everyone could spend the next few weeks becoming a little more offbeat, a little more in touch with the strangeness of our world, maybe we could begin to replace the massive void he leaves. We may not see another artist like him reach prominence within our lifetimes, so please go out and search, in the world and in yourself. Embody the truth, lead with love, hold the hands of those outstretched to you, and go as far as you can, no matter how deep and how dark, face it with love.
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absolutely trippin on chocolate brownies (remembers brownies are a common vessel for edibles) normal brownies (remembers how lame that sounds) that have drugs in them (doesn’t want to lie that i use drugs) the drugs are love (doesn’t want to sound corny) and guns
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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caligari iceberg! all of these refer to either interpretations of the film, its production and history, works/artists inspired by it, or adaptations of it.
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rip 1920′s Conrad Veidt fangirls, you would have loved 2020′s tumblr
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"Are you wearing the C-"
"The Cesare the Somnambulist sweater from Das Kabinet des Doktor Caligari (1920) dir. Robert Weine? Yeah, I am"
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