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I love the doctor because every few years they’ll have an arc that’s basically just
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rory williams is literally the most insane character. in love with the local batshit girl. best friend growing up was crimes georg. got erased from existence and turned into a plastic roman. 2000 years guarding a box. also the most normal man you've ever met. it's like he practices being normal. his hobby is Being Normal. he's a normal nurse who wants a normal life with two and a half kids and a picket fence. he's perfectly happy with the Fucking Insane life he has with amy instead, regardless.
his problem solving skills involve "tactical suicide" and "telling the eldritch entity possessing the tardis it should torture him and amy instead of killing them". these work. he also steals and carries around future and alien first aid stuff, apparently.
he became emperor of rome for a bit. he narrowly dodged becoming king of camelot. he knows how to dual wield a shortsword and a gun.
rory williams is a Perfectly Normal Man, despite all of this.
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum
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something i read for class & had to share
when describing the creation of Pandora, the first woman, in greek mythology:
"the feminine did already exist, since there were goddesses; this feminine creature is shaped like a parthenos (virgin), in the image of immortal goddesses. the gods create a being out of earth and water, and put into it a mans strength, sthenos, and a human voice, phone. BUT HERMES ALSO PUTS LYING WORDS IN HER MOUTH, GIVES HER THE MENTALITY OF A BITCH AND A THIEVING TEMPERAMENT."
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I just found the funniest font ever
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Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?
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wild how we have a medication that is super effective at treating a debilitating disability but its controlled to hell and back because What If Someone Takes It For Fun like i have an idea who gives a shit
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DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything
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when they ask me what my biggest fear is and it's the "painting? what painting?" confrontation scene not happening and the painting never being brought up again but i can’t say that so i just say it's heights
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