mothmanmagicalboy

[mothmanmagicalboy]

i think id handle a time loop pretty well actually. would i lose my grip on reality and resort to ritualistic violence? oh absolutely, within the first week probably. but it would be good for me in other ways.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

i find it really interesting when people talk about their childhood imaginary friends because i never really had one but i DID have an imaginary enemy who manifested as a talking necklace and ran a (literally and figuratively) underground human meat abattoir and stole people off the street from manholes. the majority of our interactions were her doing villain monologues to me and threatening to kill and sell me for meat. to clarify i was like 4 when i did this.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

[mothmanmagicalboy]

i dont believe in gender for real its just a fetish thing to me

[mothmanmagicalboy]

tumblr is awful funny bc i feel like saying "guys hear me out" about a random conventionally attractive actor or whatever IS actually something you have to fight for/about. Here, that is an actual hear me out. You have to make them listen. You will be met with resistance . Scorn, even, perhaps. But if you say 'i jack off to brutalist structures on google images' people will shrug and accept it

[mothmanmagicalboy]

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

[mothmanmagicalboy]

"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

gonna be a hater for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you HATED like viscerally hated like 1/2 star on letterboxd HATED

[mothmanmagicalboy]

[pointing at myself in the mirror before a date]

dont make jokes about your dead dad, dont bring up conspiracy theories, dont start a debate about separation of body and soul.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

some of you need to eat an stolen whole unpeeled mango at a tram stop using nothing but your hands and teeth while onlookers watch in fascination, disgust, and horror

[mothmanmagicalboy]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[mothmanmagicalboy]

drops this and runs

[mothmanmagicalboy]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[mothmanmagicalboy]

st. cassian chamber choir after dying

[mothmanmagicalboy]

hey guys

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