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Harrowhark but she's Blood of Eden and her name is Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine. Is this anything.

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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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finally, she’s back from the war

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

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May I please have... one... grotesque... bug...?

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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

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guy who accidentally says good lord and good god at the same time, resulting in good gourd, and then he turns into a pumpkin because of the curse where if he ever says the name of a plant he turns into the plant. and then a weird girl comes along

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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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love that none of these bitches in the locked tomb series ever kiss and instead go the much gayer and truer option of pining endlessly and touching each others cheeks

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I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

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Ello

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Ello