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my favorite hobby is going on songmeanings and looking up love songs with she/her or no pronouns sang by women and seeing straight people jump through hoops to explain why they aren’t gay

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do any of you know about a parody or whatever of a google site several years back. where you type something in the search bar and click search and instead takes you to what someone who is also on the site searched last. do you guys remember this. i know it was real i dont remember what it was called

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I’ll never forget the first time we bonded was when you wore that shirt of my favorite band and when you took my phone and put your number in and you laughed every time I made a joke and I’ll never forget your favorite number and how you had a shelf of your favorite books and the tiny drawer where you kept all my poems and letters and how you hated when the closet door was even a little bit opened and how you thought the 2nd song of an album was always the best and I’ll never forget when we watched a movie at your house instead of going to that party and how you always touched my lips and told me how perfect they were and how you bragged about me to your friends and I’ll never forget when we walked to your secret spot that you never showed anyone else and how you brought one letter of mine to read every time you left town for the weekend and when you told me you were falling in love with me and I’ll never forget when we walked to your house in the middle of the night and talked until 4am and how you used to be scared of oblivion and that you thought the point of life was having people like me and the time you begged for my forgiveness when I was mad at you and the time you stayed up for me when I was really upset and every time we fought you always took the blame and I’ll never forget when you told me you couldn’t imagine leaving me because you liked to make sure I was happy and how you asked me to stay with you and when you said you would take a bullet for me and the time you said you thought I deserved better and one day you told me we should split up and I’ll never forget that you said you weren’t coming back and that you didn’t feel obliged to make me happy anymore and when you gave me one last kiss and I’ll never forget how painful it was when you walked away

when people ask where my url is from

this is my favorite piece of writing about you because I poured my emotions out in five minutes

(via 2ndsong)

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DANK ASS SPACE WEED

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Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

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mood

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when you talk about your feelings:

when you start making jokes about cum:

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when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

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Me: *rarely does art studies, almost never looks up references, barely reaches out of artistic comfort zone* Also me: wtf why isn’t my art good yet

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me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol

my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs

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boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

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a beach side store that sells clothes

american seagull