mother-of-the-gods

[mother-of-the-gods]

Hey Rhea do you want a mortal champion?

@xolues-child-of-aelous

didn't i already say it already? no thank you.

[mother-of-the-gods]

maybe...not the best idea to bring him.

did you invite kronos, too? actually, i don't care either way, i'm coming :D

[mother-of-the-gods]

he's trying to overthrow your generation [the olympians] again, etc. etc...

Greetings, mother...

- @heraaaaaaaa

hello to you too, daughter...

[mother-of-the-gods]

fine, me and your father are currently...in some stage of divorce.

Greetings, mother...

- @heraaaaaaaa

hello to you too, daughter...

[mother-of-the-gods]

Greetings, mother...

- @heraaaaaaaa

hello to you too, daughter...

[mother-of-the-gods]

did you invite kronos, too? actually, i don't care either way, i'm coming :D

[mother-of-the-gods]

if this an open invination to do the divorce paperwork for me, please do.

We definitely should not be asking him.

Hush it's for research.

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Anyways, mister time guy do you prefer cats or dogs?

- @spawns-of-hermes

Umm... dogs?

[mother-of-the-gods]

cats are better. they're the closet thing to lions, anyways.

We definitely should not be asking him.

Hush it's for research.

(⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)

Anyways, mister time guy do you prefer cats or dogs?

- @spawns-of-hermes

Umm... dogs?

[mother-of-the-gods]

i have no champion, and it will probably stay that way for eternity or for years to come, so i must decline as respectfully as one can. i am the titaness of motherhood, ease, family-and so i do not require a champion, and in the future will continue not to.

Lady Rhea, could I have your help with something?

@demigod-jack-hearth

of course, but may i be inclined to know what you need my assistance for?

[mother-of-the-gods]

Hello, sister. Everything didn't turn out the way we all dreamed of in our distant childhood, but even this is much better than obsessive expectations after

-Your brother, who was released from Tartarus for good behavior

@iapetus-son-of-uranusson

you. released from tartarus for good behavior? that's the most shocking news i've heard for a good century.

[mother-of-the-gods]

Lady Rhea, could I have your help with something?

@demigod-jack-hearth

of course, but may i be inclined to know what you need my assistance for?

[mother-of-the-gods]

consider just throwing paperwork at him alternatively?

hihi ms Rhea can you tell me what substance is capable of killing kronos? :D

(im baking it into cookies for cookie roulette)

@nvm-i-got-claimed

paperwork. i'm not sure what else, i haven't tried killing kronos before. maybe ask my children instead.

[mother-of-the-gods]

hihi ms Rhea can you tell me what substance is capable of killing kronos? :D

(im baking it into cookies for cookie roulette)

@nvm-i-got-claimed

paperwork. i'm not sure what else, i haven't tried killing kronos before. maybe ask my children instead.

[mother-of-the-gods]

we've been having relationship issues since HE SWALLOWED OUR CHILDREN, and couples therapy didn't exist back then. so now we will divorce. (again)

what do you think of kronos now

considering doing the five millennia's worth of paperwork to actually legally divorce him.

[mother-of-the-gods]

BAM. PAPERWORK. SUFFER, KRONOS, SUFFER.

+ paperwork is added to your inventory.

what do you think of kronos now

considering doing the five millennia's worth of paperwork to actually legally divorce him.

[mother-of-the-gods]

the goddess of marriage is my daughter and she hates us both (i'm the lesser hated one). so divorce when?

what do you think of kronos now

considering doing the five millennia's worth of paperwork to actually legally divorce him.

[mother-of-the-gods]

what do you think of kronos now

considering doing the five millennia's worth of paperwork to actually legally divorce him.