mother-legs
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"hey siri how can i become a milf without having children" about
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I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too
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liking christmas = spoiled nepo baby
liking halloween = victorian street urchin
liking thanksgiving = big and greedy
liking valentines day = borderline personality disorder
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You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
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in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse
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Who had “English government enacts Haito Edict” on their 2024 bingo?
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I MISS DRAWING <- is literally doing everything besides drawing
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Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour
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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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