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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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stu please dont go hbomberguystyle with ur hair or im going to have to take my gizz records into the backyard and put them down of course with acute regard to safety and humaneness

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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

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jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!

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great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

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I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

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silly

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I'm not the one saying "fuck the hostages" btw

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game reviewers are weird

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game reviewers are weird

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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

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walter white ps6 graphics 

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a quick latte break..