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So guys

I'm going to take a pause from this blog. I feel like it gives me too much pressure and I think I'll feel better without it. Maybe I'll come back some day, maybe not.

So take care people 💙

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Finnish comedy show Putous’ take on Donald Trump’s first day in office. (subtitled in English)

I CAN’T BREATHE

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i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck

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I've been talking to a friend I met online over a month now. Everytime he sends a message I feel like it's just because he feels like he has to do so. And that's because I told him I don't have any friends when we talked about those things.

I don't know if it is like that, probably not (he once said it isn't) but I hate to feel like it is. And that's how it has always been when I've had some friends. Everything feels so forced.

I'm the one no one likes to hang out with alone and I just hang with the group with not really being part of the group because they're scared to tell me to leave.

This is all probably because of my own insecurities. I tend to think there's nothing interesting in me, I'm not worth of friends or that there are people who are way more cooler than me.

Why would someone like to be friends with someone such as loser as I am?

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In real life

I get certain vibes from people and based to their vibe it's pretty easy to find their type. But it's mostly just if they're NP, NJ, SP, SJ or introvert/extrovert. I know, it's just very basic typing, no congitive functions.

In example I studied nursing for a while and it was easy to notice most of them were SJ's and NJ's. Now at my class where I study cleaning services, most of them are SP's. I have also studied computing and most of them were NP's (NTP's).

All of those are very cliché but true.

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*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

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Could you maybe do Candles and Ghost?

Candles: Whats your favourite scent?

- I think it's lavender

Ghosts: Have you had a supernatural encourter?

- Not really, but once our radio turned on itself in our kitchen at night. We still don't know how it happened

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Wow I understand most of it

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

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🎃Halloween asks🎃

Afraid: what’s something you are no longer scared of? Bats: do you sleep with stuffed toys? Broomstick: what’s your favourite chore? Candles: what’s your favourite scent? Cat: what are the names of your pets? Cobwebs: are you scared of insects? Fangs: would you become immortal if you could? Ghost: have you had a supernatural encounter? Gore: are you squeamish? Mummy: do you believe in curses? Nightmare: what’s your favourite Halloween movie? Potion: do you have a ‘party trick’? Pumpkin: do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? Skeleton: have you ever broken a bone? Spells: what superpower would you choose? Sweets: have you ever been trick or treating? Tomb: have you ever been in a graveyard late at night? Vampire: what do you want to dress up as for Halloween? Witch: how long is your hair? Zombie: do you believe in an afterlife?

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Happy Halloween 🎃

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My voice has been gone for three days now. If it's not back tomorrow I'll go to a doctor at thursday. But how am I supposed to explain this to them if I can't speak? Do I just go there with a notebook and pen and write everything to a piece of paper?

I already know if that happens it's going to be so far the most embarassing thing in my life

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okay but real talk

someone: *is nice and a decent human being*

“mbti experts”: AH, YES, THEY’RE A FEELER!

someone: *doesn’t like parties*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERT ALERT! HYPER-INTROVERSION RIGHT HERE!

someone: *in high spirits and enthusiastic today*

“mbti experts”: OOH OOH ENFP WITHOUT A DOUBT!

someone: *likes art*

“mbti experts”: WELL THEN THEY CAN’T BE A SENSOR!!!

someone: *meets a deadline*

“mbti experts”: SO ORGANIZED, A JUDGING TYPE FOR SURE!

someone: *likes Star Trek*

“mbti experts”: OMG A REAL LIFE INTP!!!!!!!!

someone: *cares for someone exactly once*

“mbti experts”: DEFINITELY DOM EXTROVERTED FEELING! FE VIBES!!!!

someone: *does well in school*

“mbti experts”: A THINKER! YES!  T H I N K E R ! TRUE INTELLECTUAL!!1!!!1

someone: *cries once*

“mbti experts”: THEY’VE GOTTA BE INFP! AWW SWEETIE COME HERE

someone: *is bossy*

“mbti experts”: OH YES AN EXTJ NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS

someone: *remembers something*

“mbti experts”: I N T R O V E R T E D  S E N S I N G

someone: *flirts with someone*

“mbti experts”: AHHHH ESTP, OF COURSE!!!!!!

someone: *respects authority once*

“mbti experts”: MMMMMMMM GONNA SAY ISXJ YEEEEEP

someone: *meditates*

“mbti experts”: WHY YES, SE-DOM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT

someone: *likes plans*

“mbti experts”: INTROVERTED INTUITION! AHA! AHAAAAA! 

someone: *is stressed for like 30 seconds*

“mbti experts”: YOU’RE IN THE GRIP. OF COURSE. LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BC YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN A COGNITIVE LOOP.

someone: “oh yeah, you know mbti? i took a cognitive function test. i didn’t know how accurate it was from its explanations, but i’ve done some more research and done some self-analysis, i think it fits pretty well. it gave me intj–”

“mbti experts”: UH NO YOU LITERALLY CAN’T BE INTJ??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? WELL THEY’RE WRONG SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTYPED, LIKE THAT’S SOOOOO INACCURATE!!!! UGH I MEAN LOOK AT YOU? YOU’RE A NICE PERSON, INTJS AREN’T NICE WYM. AND YOU’RE LIKE SUPER LOW-KEY COME ON YOU’RE 23 INTJS HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY AGE 20 WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING????? I’M AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC, SUZIE. AN EXPERT. I KNOW MY STUFF. YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING SCIENCE-Y SO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT AN EXTROVERTED THINKER. ALSO YOU CRIED LAST WEEK WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE NOT INTJ!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!! AND DON’T PRETEND YOU’RE AN INTROVERT I SAW YOU TALK TO LIKE FIVE PEOPLE TODAY?!??!?!?!?  UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU SUZIE. LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY?????

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This is very empowering song. Title is sky is not a border

I like how it says "even if everything ends tomorrow, I'll plant an apple tree. The sky is not a border, I'll dance in the space"

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Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

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Yes, I cry if someone hugs me 😂

Why the types are crying

(And just FYI, this is mostly to do with Fi vs Fe and where it is in the function stack. It seems to work with the function closest to it).

Enfj: Someone noticed they felt sad. Will retreat to cry in private for a while. (Fe-Ni)

Infj: Multiple people were mean to them around the same time. Will cry for a long time, preferably in private, most likely on and off for the whole day. (Ni-Fe)

Entj: IT IS ALL TOO MUCH. Will cry for a while. Easily brought to tears after this. (Se-Fi)

Intj: Someone they loved died. Blink and you will miss these tears. (Fi-Se)

Enfp: Someone hugged in a movie. Won’t cry for long, it will be over soon. (Ne-Fi)

Infp: Someone hugged in real life. Won’t cry for long, but will keep the feeling for a while. (Fi-Ne)

Entp: They just realised everyone is upset with them because they argued for four hours straight. Will cry until you fix them or they forget why they’re crying. (Fe-Si)

Intp: Someone died six months ago and they’ve finally realised they’re sad. Blink and you will miss these tears. (Si-Fe)

Esfj: Someone was mean to them. Will cry for a while, and may seek comfort. (Fe-Si)

Isfj: Something they did didn’t work out. Will cry for a while, preferably in private, but probably on and off. (Si-Fe)

Estj: You told them they were a bad person. Won’t cry for too long, preferably in private. Easily upset after this. (Ne-Fi)

Istj: They’ve done something that makes them feel like a bad person. Won’t cry for too long, and will try to hide. (Fi-Ne)

Esfp: They regret hurting someone. Won’t cry for long. Back to normal soon. (Se-Fi)

Isfp: They have a very strong emotion about a usually small problem in hindsight. Crying may not last long, and is likely to be a bit of a scene. (Fi-Se)

Estp: You told them they couldn’t do something and insulted it too. Will hide to cry for a long time. (Fe-Ni)

Istp: They got mad and don’t know how to fix the problem. Won’t cry for long, and will do it in private. (Ni-Fe)

*obviously anyone can cry for any of the above reasons, these are just the most likely for the type. And before anyone calls out istp, and the es*js, imma just reinstate my disclaimer that I don’t know enough of them to write from experience, and my predictions aren’t always (actually usually) right*

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Okay. I don't believe that some milk could fix a broken plate.

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

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The many meanings of Vittu, the most common Finnish swear word:

vittu - “cunt”

vittu! - ”fuck!”

vitut. - ”fuck it”

vitut! - “bullshit!”

vitun - “fucking”

vitusti - “a lot of/much”

vittua? - “what the fuck?”

vitus? - “why the fuck?”

vittuilla - “fuck with”

vituttaa - “I’m pissed off”

vittumainen - “fucking annoying”

vittumaisuuttaan - “out of pure dickishness”

It is also a filler word, that can be vittu used at vittu any point in a vittu sentence.