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Don’t wait. Do it now. Strike while the veil is thin.

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*Pointing* ... https://archive.is, https://archive.org, curl, wget, screenshot APIs, etc.

Your fortune cookie for today is: Nothing ever gets deleted from the internet.

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Your fortune cookie for today is: Nothing ever gets deleted from the internet.

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Zero is a funny number. The opposite of one is negative one. But the opposite of zero is still zero.

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My ancestors did not ascend to the top of the food chain so that I could eat plants. I’ll have the steak.

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If you’re reading between the lines, it’s too late. You’re going to develop paranoid and schizophrenic behaviors.

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Hey everyone. Let’s play positive sum games and win positive sum prizes.

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Patterns.

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I saw a man this morning going from tree to tree, painstakingly painting each leaf of every tree yellow, red, and gold, one by one. I always wondered how they got that way.

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1) Find that one juicy constraint in the system 2) Once identified, milk that constraint for all it's worth 3) Make every other aspect bow down to the glory of that decision 4) Last, give that constraint VIP treatment; raise it up high

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If someone posts a clever thing and you merely reply, "Oh, this post is good!" they'll probably ignore you. What they really desire is to be worshipped, preferably via the like and repost buttons.

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Utilitarianism is to preferences what analytic continuation is to functions.

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urusei yatsura 2: beautiful dreamer (1984)

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The concept of X is perfectly ordinary, but it gives the mistaken impression of Y. This would all be fine if it weren't for the catastrophic implication Z.

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People often claim they were dumber when they were younger. But when you were a teenager, you probably knew what you wanted in life for the most part. And when people asked if you wanted to smoke crack or make collosal mistakes, you said no.

It was in your mid-twenties that you became sloppy, wasn't it? It seems counterintuitive, but it's true.

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Consuming the radioactive pellets which are my only form of sustenance, brb