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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
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why is taking nudes so hard. there’s my ass i guess. jesus christ.
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I go online 'mobility aids are great tools' the people chant in unison
I go to physical therapy. A demonic light transcends. Everyone stops to stare at me, eyes glowing. 'don't use a mobility aid' they shout in unison. I walk out with my aid.
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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them
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