mostlikelytokillyouwithaspoon

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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Sounds better with headphones.

Bonus:

Audio edited by me. Audio used from these videos (will put links in after tumblr purge) and originally from GTA and Steven Universe. I don’t own any of the audio I used.

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Out of Touch (1080 p)

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was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

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I got a bumper sticker for Christmas

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Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

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back in alpharetta world on Christmas day .

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

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i'm going to get really high and write spoken word about my childhood.