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I want you all to take a moment to think about the fact that the order in which we learn the the English lexicon is entirely trivial and we could technically learn it in any other order and be just fine. We just chose one specific order because there was a nifty song for it making it easier for children to memorize.

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"How many zombies could Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?" -My neighbor at 2a.m.

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"A world that sends you reeling, from desimated dreams. Your misery and hate will kill us all." Does anyone ever really think about this line and think maybe all that anger and hatred and spite doesn't just apply to people above us but ourselves as well? Maybe I'm thinking too hard about it, but all that negative shit does is just bring us down and eventually, it'll probably kill us.

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Does anybody else do the whole "ssssp" thing when they take a drink from a can to get the excess liquid off the rim?

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Y'know, our bottom lashes are probably smaller than our top lashes because, evolutionarily speaking, they're there to protect our eyes, but there's not much to protect from below coming up into our eyes, so one day, evolution will completely get rid of them kind of like our pinky fingers.

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Imagine for a second if the English language used every single letter equally as often as the most commonly used letters. So X, Q, Z, V, & W would all be used just as frequently as A, S, L, O, I, R, E, N, & M. How fucking bizarre would that be?