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"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

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When it’s you? Always.

When am I allowed to stab a man?

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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That hurt to watch

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laughed at this image for five minutes straight today

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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“Wrist check!” A boy in my class yells at us.

We stare him dead in the eye and pull up our sleeves to show all the eyes. And then we eat him.

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“I hate sewing” I say as I sit down to do my favorite thing: stabbing fabric repeatedly with a needle.

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When gods weep.

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Cult of the goat woo

Not sure what they could do in my au yet, but i like them a lot

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is it normal to be victim to all 15 entities at once because I feel like that’s just how life is goin at the moment

This is known in academic circles as “shit life syndrome”.