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MOTH BLAST

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Finally did the skull cavern mission at the cost of my sanity

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Fanart of Fern from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End in an art nouveau-inspired style.

(2024)

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appealing to a VERY niche audience with this one but

when explaining Apothecary Diaries to friends, I often say that its “House MD if House was instead a teenage girl in Ming Dynasty China, and Wilson was a pretty boy who roleplays having his balls cut off.”

But i’m currently catching up with the series, on episode 22, and Lakan is literally just House. To me, at least. Lazy, mean old fucker whos way too smart and slimy that you just can’t help but hate him. He clearly is very important in the government, but no one really likes him. Just like another old man we know very well.

so yeah maomao would hate house confirmed

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Well... here he is. After throwing away a sculpture of him I was working on when he passed, starting a new one a year later, and working on it intermittently between not being able to even look at it for weeks or months... he's done.

Alongside the sculpture is a pic of really old fanart, plus some stickers I found at work the day he passed. Funny seeing how far I've come with my art. Even just through making the sculpture, there are these giant gaps in skill all over it. I got so much better at sculpting throughout this process that you can see which are the older pieces, just due to the quality being worse lol. In a way, that just makes me so much prouder of it. It's the first polymer clay sculpture I've ever finished, and the third I've ever attempted. There's a lot wrong with the sculpture, but I'm happy.

Other than that, I can't thank Techno enough for being a funny guy on the internet who made some of my worst days a little easier. I would never want some new person to replace you, because you made me realise just how great it was that there could only ever be one you, and made me think that maybe it's a good thing that I am the person that I am.

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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actually, you know what, as a fan of transgressive art, tabletop rpgs as an artistic medium, and transgressive tabletop rpgs, I'm gonna say this up front: DrivethruRPG's willingness to host basically anything legal - no matter how graphic, tasteless or bizarre - is a good thing, and should be celebrated.

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Classic Photographs with Pokemon made by AdamDoesArt

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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

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Per something @butchhamlet was saying on his blog about how Hamlet doesn’t necessarily need to be a teenager but needs to be treated like one (because of how much conflict is created by the infantilization of him in order to maintain his social role as ‘son of a king’ and keep people from thinking that maybe he should be the king)…

…I think that is a really good argument in favor of physically-disabled Hamlet. Much of that kind of infantilization later on can be explained by how mental illness is treated (alternately dangerous and childish, depending), but he’s treated like that well before his madness-related plans start and visibly-disabled adults getting treated like children (or getting ‘help’ they don’t want/need without asking for it) is soooo pervasive, it could make for a really compelling performance choice (because of course much as people joke about him being a hot mess, it is one of THE most respected roles in the English theatrical canon and the audience takes Hamlet very seriously even if the other characters often don’t).

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me: ok I'm not taking my phone with me into the bathroom so that I don't get distracted

the deeply disordered chimp in my mind: heehee hoohoo skin picking time >:}

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Everytime I see a road referred to as a turn-pike I think of something like this

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The fact that he literally said that is so funny