i actually hc that cal n andre touch grass quite often.
sometimes they just dont wanna be home. they developed this habit over time, so now andre just announces to whichever of his parents is nearest the door that hell be back in a while. cal, on the other hand, never plans on telling anyone hes going out, but his siblings always catch him and loudly ask him where hes going, so theres no way to be sneaky. cal likes to go where he can feel grass (lol) and not be easily found, – because his parents have looked for him before – so somewhat away from his house, which is important when he needs a joint. andre just goes anywhere quiet where he can be alone with his thoughts, or a bottle when he doesnt feel like thinking too much. they often wonder what the other is up to, and sometimes instead of going home they end up going to the others house, calling their parents from there and telling them that "mom/dad, ill be home late, im at cals/andres" and you cant really blame them, because being with the other feels more like home than anything else.
Cal and Andre are the type of guys to say LOL when bad things happen to people, for instance a kid falls over "LOL". like the abreviation not even laugh out loud.
Andre has really freakey sneezes, like a dog barking. or like really loudly. dad ahh sneezes.
Andre will sit in silence for extended periods of time for no reason.
Will whisper fagg0t repeatedly to eachother when openly gay/gay people walk past.
Never has sleepovers that don't last 3 days, theyre never planned outside the original meeting day.
Andre has really obscure intrests that nobody gaf about, but Cal will occasinaly listen to him yap about shit like colour theory.
Constantly being pulled aside from their class for messing about. Contemplating threating suicide to teachers over them trying to split them up.
Constantly praying on others downfall for stupid things. Like other friends not picking up the phone or not hanging out with them
Cal and Andre are the type of guys to say LOL when bad things happen to people, for instance a kid falls over "LOL". like the abreviation not even laugh out loud.
Andre has really freakey sneezes, like a dog barking. or like really loudly. dad ahh sneezes.
Andre will sit in silence for extended periods of time for no reason.
Will whisper fagg0t repeatedly to eachother when openly gay/gay people walk past.
Never has sleepovers that don't last 3 days, theyre never planned outside the original meeting day.
Andre has really obscure intrests that nobody gaf about, but Cal will occasinaly listen to him yap about shit like colour theory.
Constantly being pulled aside from their class for messing about. Contemplating threating suicide to teachers over them trying to split them up.
Constantly praying on others downfall for stupid things. Like other friends not picking up the phone or not hanging out with them
I love reading larsaiah fics and headcanoning Isaiah wrote them himself. Like he scratched it out in his little manifesto, ripped out the pages, kissed them, and hid them under his pillow like one of those TikTok witches who write their crushes name on a bloody pad and leave it to marinate overnight. I don’t know why it’s just so fucking funny to me