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Dan and Phil reacting to their baby selves and watching in silence whenever something gay happens, finally realizing why Phannies were the way they were

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😋😋😋😋

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dan's merch hat being the only thing capable of curing phil's migraines is the perfect example of like. no matter what we imagine no matter what cheesy fluffy tropes we put into our fanfiction. the reality will always be worse

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talking to people that only ship dan and phil as a bromance

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god they really want the anti-shipping discourse dead don't they. theyre out here actively combatting the notion that they hate 'phan'. like we know you know we know but now they want Everyone to know that they're gay and together and happier than ever

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what’s gayer:

actual lesbian sex scene

OR!

rewriting the fabric of the universe because you as a man were destined to meet one (1) man in every dimension that has ever existed across time and space

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this should’ve been hybe’s statements 🤥

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Taehyung, I'm so proud of you! This solo era, you've really created a brand of your own and established success in spite of hidden factors working against you. Those factors aren't really hidden any longer from the world, but I know you've seen through them since day 1. I'm at peace because I know you will work with integrity to achieve the goals you set for yourself, and I'll be cheering along the way.

My heart breaks because of the thankless sacrifices you've made for those you love and claim to love you. But at the end of the day, the respect you've garnered is better than any inflated numbers or false praises. It's already manifesting with your collaboration with Bing Crosby. Your voice will be celebrated for decades, and part of your history will be written this December with a new holiday classic in the making.

Have you pre-saved or ordered your copy yet? Here is a great tool: https://fanlink.tv/v8wC

This will also make a great gift or stocking stuffer for friends and family. Share the gift of Tae 🎁

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pt. 4 of dan and phil // bert and ernie parallels

i am about to lose my mind over how perfectly this fits. i can't believe dan and phil are Literally bert and ernie irl

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dan and phil have made it clear they want to keep legitimate, genuinely meaningful parts of their lives and relationship private. so we were never going to get a real kiss and that is good for them on maintaining boundaries!! but it's really amazing to see two men who were in the closet just 5 years ago and who have struggled with "fans" being too intrusive about their relationship, jokingly pretend to make out for a bit that we were all in on.

like, isn't that something to celebrate!!!

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so fucking emotional at dan howell being named a top 10 influential lgbt+ figure. i can’t stop thinking about how much he went through with the bullying and the self hatred and the years where hoards of people felt entitled to his sexuality and harassed him over it before he could properly put a name to it.

thinking about how dan said when he finally realised and accepted that he’s gay, he spent 2 hours sobbing on a balcony and drinking an entire bottle of rosé. thinking about how dan said he wanted to cancel interactive introverts because he knew he’s gay and felt like he needed time away from everything to process. thinking about the dan howell who went on tour anyway despite this gnawing at him. thinking about how dan took a year off to collect himself and then posted a 45 minute video detailing his journey and struggles with sexuality, self acceptance, outside pressures, and invasive strangers in detail because he owed that to his past self and present self. thinking about 2019 dan saying he wasn’t confident in his sexuality and couldn’t say he was proudly gay. thinking about dan going to london pride that year anyway and walking around with the gay flag and his silly shirt, beaming and radiant like we’ve never seen before.

thinking about the dan howell who wrote a best selling book all about his relationship with mental illness and how his queerness deeply impacted that because he thought that people could use it if needed. thinking about the dan howell who decided to perform a two hour stage show where he made loads of dirty jokes about his gayness to thousands. thinking about the dan howell who wears whatever he wants and posts whatever he wants without having to worry that the internet is going to pick apart every bit of him to see if he’s queer.

thinking about the dan howell now who came back to the gaming channel and now mentions his sexuality in almost every video posted. thinking about the dan howell now who is going on tour where the point is he and phil are gay as fuck and they don’t care anymore and honestly just wanna let their hair down and have fun with their dedicated audience. thinking about the dan howell now who poses with pride flags at m&g as a member of the community, not just an ally. the dan howell who is selling merch stating “dan and phil made me gay” because it’s really funny and he recognises that his audience is mostly queer and feels a sense of community with them. the dan howell who no longer shies away from the existence of phan bc it’s lowkey funny to him. the dan howell of 2024 who was voted in the top 10 influential lgbt+ figures. the dan howell now who is proud of that as a gay person who went through so much shit and came out the other side. no matter how bad it got, it still got better. it took time, but he got there (,:

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you know sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat remembering the phrase ‘more than just romantic’ and feeling like I’ve been knocked down a hill by the reminder that Dan and Phil are like ,, actually together. it’s not just a weird online shipping two twinks thing they’re actual soulmates, companions through life, 4000 year old tortoises, RANCH, like a piece of furniture, like a normal gay couple ,,, what the fuck

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I just KNOW some times Phil gets cute aggression when he looks at Dan, that man is a certified biter and I bet Dan is minding his business looking cute around their home and Phil loves him so much he just has to bite his arm or squish his thigh or poke a dimple like his life depends on it I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN MY HEAD

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dan doesn’t want to get married (valid) but he still wants people to see phil as his forever person. like he will cringe at the word ‘husband’ but still make sure everyone sees a video of him pushing phil, a grown ass man, up a hill like a toddler because that’s HIS grown ass man and only he gets to have him and indulge him and pamper him. he just doesn’t want the word for that to be ‘husband’ (or boyfriend). he’s like “we’re immortal tortoises, we’re soulmates, best friends, companions through life” and people go “okay so you’re a couple then?” and he becomes that gif of emma roberts in scream queens where she huffs all frustrated because nooo they’re not a couple, other people, normal people with boring normal relationships are couples and husbands and boyfriends. what he and phil are to each other is so much bigger and more complex and nuanced and unfathomable and no one can understand it. he really thinks he and phil are the first and only people to experience a lifetime kind of love that feels like fate. and honestly who are we to tell him he’s wrong.

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''Those who follow the rules always end up as the winners." —HYBE

You cannot make this shit up.

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japhan phwedding phring

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I don’t even know if we’re going to get an official “hard launch” at this point. Seems like their current strategy is pretend like they already hard launched and everyone feels like they missed the memo