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get it girl.  Also, I really want that gold dress.

Caitlyn Jenner // Vanity Fair July 2015 (x)

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#melodicasrule #myhero

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I hope my neighbors are enjoy my rendition of No Scrubs.

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If you were to ask me what my favorite music video is, this would be my answer.

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Ryan Gosling on the MPAA’s decision to give Blue Valentine an NC-17 rating over its inclusion of an oral sex scene. (x)

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omg, the pickle rolling.

The Ultimate Dog Shaming [x]

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I did this for my dog's name, Morton (whick, fyi is the best name for a dog ever) and apparently there are no drawbacks to that one.  Apparently Mortini is just a sign his owner likes the gin.

Also most of the ones for my name were either really dumb or made me laugh a lot.

Oh, COME ON. 

(Reblog with the “Drawbacks” for your name. We wanna see who’s got some great ones.)

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Can I please get this as a ring tone?

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

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This is a pretty good idea.  Especially considering all Morton wants to do is make friends all day and some owners won't react to my, "is it ok if he approaches your dog?" question.  You can still be nonverbal and I can get your message.

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Social theory and universal healthcare as explained by Mean Girls quotations, brought to you by your resident domestic goddesses Clare and Mel

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

(copyranter) 

OMG. Dying.