mortalorder
mortalorder
MortalOrder
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mortalorder · 4 hours ago
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I just had the stupidest idea for an urban fantasy story title.
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mortalorder · 4 hours ago
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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
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mortalorder · 4 hours ago
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Found that over at mastodon
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mortalorder · 4 hours ago
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Sometimes you have to kiss her softly and tell her that she's good enough.
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mortalorder · 4 hours ago
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if you can't fix him, put him in lingerie.
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mortalorder · 5 hours ago
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DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything
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mortalorder · 5 hours ago
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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande
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mortalorder · 5 hours ago
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mortalorder · 5 hours ago
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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mortalorder · 5 hours ago
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
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mortalorder · 23 hours ago
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hey guys! i made a dd animatic! about bigby! check it out
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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“Tumblr is a bad platform for content creators” frankly, content around here isn’t so much created as perpetrated. We commit content.
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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mortalorder · 2 days ago
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Now you see the other thing about Perry is that every SINGLE time his identity is compromised TO HIS FAMILY, his secret agent training starts to deteriorate and break down. He starts fumbling!
His first instinct when Linda saw him from her driver's seat was to FREEZE until she did a double-take. He FROZE again when PnF walked right up to him unexpectedly at the toy factory.
It was only brief in "Badbeard's Lake" but he was clearly showing more panic than typical for him at Candace messing with the self-destruct button and addressing him directly. "AT2D" was the biggest instance of course, he switched from Agent to WILD and afraid when he first locked eyes on them helping Doof. And we see him absolutely PANICKING at being unable to get his feet unstuck from the thing - made worse over Phineas's outright anger at him for keeping the secret, no doubt.
Like, the poor boy. It's his worst fear to be separated from them so... being Perceived by them actively sabotages his skills as an agent. AND his ability to keep them safe? Wow.
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