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if you love Christmas but also want to be kind and inclusive toward people who don't, or simply don't celebrate, here's my #1 tip.

stop lying about Christmas.

if the only "holiday" your holiday party includes is Christmas, call it a Christmas party.

if your "holiday" fandom event only uses Santa and Christmas graphics and is centered around the date of Christmas, call it a Christmas event (that is, presumably, open to non Christmas-celebrating fans).

if your "holiday" fic recs only contain Christmas fic, call it a Christmas rec list.

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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

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it fucking sucks that shinigami eyes' moderators started marking people based on petty discourse instead of actually being transphobic but its honestly also kind of funny, in a dramatically ironic way

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*sends this to all my extended family*

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A crossover for the ages.

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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

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Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

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i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

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the conspiracy guys got it wrong, it's actually the sun that's flat

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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You there boy! What day is it?

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Nobody in this game has any chill

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