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When somebody asks “How do I refer to a non binary person formally instead of sir or ma’am” and you answer “do not refer to me” that doesn’t answer their question actually

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attempting to exhibit self control

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REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

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"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

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Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.

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the gender my parents know about and my much cooler gender my online friends know about

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disco elysium heritage post

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So I'm a guard and I'm getting real tired of all the random shit my liege orders me to do that have nothing to do with guarding. Bringing out social media posts, obliterating twinks for existing, absurd metaphysical punishments, its so fucking annoying.

Surely my liege can afford people actually qualified to do these random odd jobs. I swear they're going to get assassinated one day and it will be because us guards were all sent to try and induce irritating fandom behavior towards some dude's favorite character.

Doesn't he have a country or fief or whatever to run instead of issuing odd commands?

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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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it's okay if you experiment with the homies. It's okay if you experiment on the homies. It's okay if the homies and you slowly transform into creatures beyond mortal comprehension through hubris of your own design.

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rips my shirt open to reveal a second shirt underneath that says I ❤️ STICKING MY FINGERS IN THE OPEN WOUND OF CATHARTIC RELEASE