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why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

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this blog may contain sensitive content (its me im sensitive)

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I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

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Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀

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Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

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yes critical analysis of media is super valuable but I think suspension of disbelief isn't practiced enough

"the beginning relied so much on fate/chance meetings/a bizarre set of circumstances that could have solved the conflict if avoided" babe that's an inciting incident

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i miss science class bro. we dont put things under microscopes as much as we should

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being unemployed is rad but being unemployed in a world that treats employment as a necessity that completes you as a person while also having zero access to unemployment benefits is maybe not so good

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The solution to homelessness is housing.