et tu, dyke?. she/her/Sí/í. butch, baby!early twenties. Irish.
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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hi everyone. i love you, i care about you, please make sure to get your ten hours of screentime in today. bump it up to 12 if you can, don't sit any further than two feet from the screen, try to keep blinking to a minimum. if you reach the end of your feed remember to keep refreshing until new content pops up
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Just saw a YouTube short refer to the book as "Moby Richard"
I despise algorithm-driven speech so much.
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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.
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“ur so chill” thanks i am completely disconnected from reality right now
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sometimes i hate the feeling of loss of control i get immediately after taking an edible because its like well i ate that already. and now in an hour im going to be high. and there's nothing that will change this
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The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance
Excuse me while I get sad .
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"ugh i hate that there's so little wlw rep and everything that is there is just oversexualized smut!!!" haha no way man that's crazy. out of curiosity where is the oversexualized smut? no haha just out of curiousity haha that's soooo fucked up i'm just curious lol haha lmao
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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce
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i want a world state and global parliament not for bland peace-and-love-on-planet-earth reasons but because i think if all eight billion humans were voting in a worldwide election we would get insane politics out of it. even better if to encourage cross-regional solidarity it's, like, 2000 at-large seats with no threshold.
i'm imagining you have like the world green party and the chinese communist party and the democrats and republicans are there because america is big enough to make that work. and of course the muslim brotherhood. there are fifty tiny communist parties and they all hate each other. like 20% of the parliament is solidly held by the Abolish the World Government party (leader: Nigel Farage). sinn fein has a couple of seats and nobody is sure why.
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