moronichero

[moronichero]

eating babka is like exploring a beautiful building

[moronichero]

every time a manager asks me to do them a favor i tell them that they owe me, a fey creature, a favor of my choosing that i will call upon them for when they least expect it. with some of my managers i just tell them that i have added this to their favor tally, and only one of them seems to fully grasp the severity of the threat i have given them.

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Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

[moronichero]

oops! I did something gay

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wore the sluttiest lil vampire outfit (entirely lace) to go see Nick Cave the other night and am honestly just impressed at how long I've maintained the "refuses to dress in ways that are typically deemed practical" shtick

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[moronichero]

Being attracted to nerds be like “god you’re so cringe. i need to go down on you NOW”

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Everyone queue up this meme I made for next week

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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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all things said abt les misérables "cop who experiences one (1) moral conundrum and then promptly kills himself" is like objectively one of the funniest characters you can have

[moronichero]

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

[moronichero]

come closer i exhibit normal and not obsessive behaviours

[moronichero]

want kiss

[moronichero]

boys squirting. you agree.

[moronichero]

damn you're hot 😳😳😳

say it with your chest off anon and feed my desire for compliments pls

[moronichero]

I am ... unwell

and I no longer know how to be a person