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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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My new girl Appia!

She is an angler-merling for a Minecraft origins server I joined.

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For all those who complain about explicit “smutty” books or smut in fic in general:

Just be aware that a bill has been introduced in Oklahoma’s state senate (SB 593) that would make writing/publishing/owning an explicit romance book a felony.

So, when you come on here to espouse your “anti pro-ship” nonsense, or moan about how hard it is to find fics/art/books that aren’t “smutty” — know that this is the effect. You are being used as mouthpieces to help feed and perpetuate censorship. There is no room for censorship in fiction because it will never stop at what you deem morally “right”. It is about control and the restriction of speech. Your discomfort with sex in media does not make it wrong, and it certainly doesn’t mean you get to advocate for its restriction.

Do not be pawns in the far-right’s game. Do not call yourselves allys of any kind if you are willingly feeding into a pillar of far right extremism. It will not stop where you think it “should.”

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“If I had known you were gay/bi/trans etc. I never would have said that!”

Let me finish that sentence for you.

"Around you". You never would have said that around me. Your fellow cishet pals on the other hand are a different story. Don’t pretend we don’t know how you talk about queer folks when we're not around or when you think we're not around.

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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

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whilst youre waiting on a revolution i find it worthwhile to actually do something in the mean time. carry narcan if your city has an opioid problem. put stickers up on your rights if you're detained. or how to access free tampons or whatever. tear a nazi sticker. give a rough sleeper a cigarette or spare cash. write a blog post about local resources you know about. or look for them if you don't know about them. if you see your neighbour regularly ask them if they need help or something. pick up cans people throw and take them to recycling. if someone's being bigoted to someone, block access with your body and be nice to the victim. it all pays off, it's about building a world you want to be in.

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Favourite dragon in the game. I participated in the vote that decided their appearance and that makes them my baby. And their concept is so cool! What do you MEAN it’s a furious manifestation of energy from beneath the Surface. What do you MEAN it almost destroyed the world in its desperation to escape. What do you MEAN their story is told through a series of dragon’s descriptions and they all come together to stop them.

Secrets of Spellform was the best event DragonVale has ever come up with, fight me.

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"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

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“Oh,,, WELL LETS GET YOUR THINGS INSIDE”

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many wizards are actually grown up ipad kids, you see. this is why they are always pondering orbs and making new spells. some even put fish inside the orbs to look at... good for enrichment

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

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queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you