morningdewflop
morningdewflop
Dewflop
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I don't know what I'm doing. He/she. 19. Formerly UltimateFanWing.
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morningdewflop · 3 days ago
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How are you feeling?
I won’t play your psychological games
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morningdewflop · 3 days ago
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🥒?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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morningdewflop · 4 days ago
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just cursed you. loser.
oh wow you’re the first anon to think of something so creative 🙄 counterspell, obviously
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morningdewflop · 7 days ago
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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.
hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what
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morningdewflop · 7 days ago
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I’m dancing in your inbox lalalalal so much fun
you live your life so joyful and carefree. I'm glad that you're having fun. I hope you live for 1000 years
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morningdewflop · 10 days ago
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see him schmoove
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morningdewflop · 12 days ago
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i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal
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morningdewflop · 13 days ago
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The Jojamart Junimo
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morningdewflop · 13 days ago
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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morningdewflop · 18 days ago
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"every day it gets harder to find lesbians in my area who haven't been indoctrinated into the transgender cult" that's awesome man i hope it gets harder forever
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morningdewflop · 18 days ago
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not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting
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morningdewflop · 18 days ago
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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morningdewflop · 20 days ago
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hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over
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morningdewflop · 21 days ago
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
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morningdewflop · 21 days ago
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So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.
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morningdewflop · 22 days ago
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Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG posts were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!
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Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades
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morningdewflop · 23 days ago
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just had an absolutely atrocious thought
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