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Monsieur Madeleine, your arrival in our town was heaven-sent. We are truly grateful for your technical ingenuity and business acumen, to say nothing of your generous philanthropic endeavors. But, if you'll forgive me, I must ask: why does the local policeman bark at you when you walk by?

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A lil something something with Quazimodo and Esmeralda

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I’m a lot more active on @slumbergirl and @parsnipbitch apologies for not being as hype about musical theater anymore it still holds a place in my gay little heart ❤️

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If any of y’all post clownery on barricade day making these important real life events about ur fav characters or whatever I will revive this blog from the grave to haunt u

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Done for an assignment. We had to make a Google doodle on anything we wanted. I chose Les Miserables because it’s been a big part of my life and turns out this year is the 30th anniversary of the play.

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To the person who said brideshead revisited I see you I acknowledge you I vibe w u I just haven’t seen it so I will get back to you in 3-5 business days but mark my words I WILL watch this entire movie just to cast the muppet adaptation

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I'm really sorry you have to do this, but cast muppet Spring Awakening

yes good yes

- gonzo is moritz no I will not elaborate

- Fuck it miss piggy wendla... the thing about casting muppet adaptations is that there’s exactly 2 female muppets so we end up with terrible decisions such as this one

- Tentative kermit Melchior

- Bert and Ernie as ernst and hanschen respectively no reason they’re just gay

Edit: I had it the wrong way around god fuck

- Fuck I guess Janice is Ilse again there’s exactly 0 female muppets

- Hilda as frau stiefel

- Abby Cadabby as Martha

- The hecklers as the principal

- Fozzie bear as Georg idk

- That’s all the SA characters I can remember there are probably others but. I too am sorry

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New ask game drop a show or book or play or movie in my ask box and I’ll cast the muppet adaptation

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hopping on this uquiz bandwagon so find out which character from tony the tiger’s 1993 masterwork angels in america you are

ps. this is just my personal takes lmao pls dont yell at me if u get joe or roy cohn

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if you find a sensitive gay Mormon republican lawyer who’s worth a damn and treats you well. Then he’s a fool and it’s just as well hope it gives you hell

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damn javert really went “wtf? morality exists in shades of grey? i am going to kill myself because of this information” and then he did

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Jean Valjean: “You talk too much, your life is safe in my hands... You are wrong, you have always been wrong. I’m a man, no worse than any man. You are free, and there are no conditions, no bargains or petitions.”

Javert:

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PLS INBOX ME UR FAV LITERATURE/WRITING RELATED SONGS im making a spotify playlist titled “majoring in english was a mistake” so far i have oxford comma by vw greek tragedy by the wombats writer in the dark obvs and im writing a novel by father john misty

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