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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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how it feels to use the word diegetic

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AGAIN.

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My Bauce is making me work on Christmas Day!! Can’t believe this SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! Also my son is dying of mysterious cough #CratchitMaxxing #EbeneezerThwrangis

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you want what

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

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everyone say thank you hideo kojima

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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here