moriparty413
i'm cringe and that's based
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moriparty413 · 35 minutes ago
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wait what do you mean one of the one direction guys died last month
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moriparty413 · 15 hours ago
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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moriparty413 · 2 days ago
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i want a hug
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moriparty413 · 2 days ago
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she's already dead what do you mean
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moriparty413 · 2 days ago
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remember when i said every presidential election comes down to the absolute most checked the fuck out people in the country
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moriparty413 · 3 days ago
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moriparty413 · 3 days ago
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Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.
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moriparty413 · 4 days ago
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my favorite video of all time ever
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moriparty413 · 4 days ago
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i would have been mutuals with him
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moriparty413 · 4 days ago
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i haven't played/watched an lp of mouthwashing yet but i've seen enough fan art of it that i had a dream about it the other night. so thanks i guess?
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moriparty413 · 4 days ago
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moriparty413 · 4 days ago
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lmao
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moriparty413 · 5 days ago
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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moriparty413 · 5 days ago
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moriparty413 · 5 days ago
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did you know it can take up for a month for the flu vaccine to kick in? in totally unrelated news, guess who has the flu
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moriparty413 · 5 days ago
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moriparty413 · 5 days ago
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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