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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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playing barbies with Emmrich from the perspective of how Rook would dress/style him if he was allowed to
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hello again everyone
my mental health got worse and I had to undergo some treatment which slowed me down even more
nevermind , i finished a couple of sketches with emmrich and palee i wanted to share soooo long there is even !veryPOSTveilguard event okay
i just put them here to show yall? thanks
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witches of hemwick is for sure the most Bumpo’s House of Tricks fromsoft boss
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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses
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Sorry Harding, I hope you didn’t need that Defy rune for anything 🤣
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movies
Today I went to the movies. I went to see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It was hilarious. The movie was about a guy named Flint and he wanted to be an inventor. He worked very hard. Then he made an invention that made it rain food. The food got way too big.They had a whoa whoa whoa I’m not gonna tell you anymore. You’ll have to find out and see what happens next.
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
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he he he that's what kind of quarrels they should have
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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
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i miss your spn days
well if the pattern holds just wait me out another 10 years and it’ll come back around
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