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Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

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Starscream steals adopts a cat! | Transformers Skybound Issue #14

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tfa ratchet and tfp ratchet hold a special place in my heart. they are so exasperated and DONE and old and OVER IT. they are TIRED of fixing friends and loved ones only to send them back out to get hurt once more on the battlefield, all because some Idiots can’t get their heads out of their asses and have a goddamn conversation. he’s a medic and a healer, not a soldier or politician. his main goal in life is to do everything in his power to safeguard the wellbeing of whoever is in front of him, and the war makes this impossible, and he is burnt the fuck out and bitter beyond words. he loves so much, and the war punishes him for having that heart, and the end result is an old ornery dude who refrains from going full alcoholic only because his devotion to his duty as a medic is even greater than the despair

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Toyformers Ratchet headcannons!

●This grumpy old man was very reluctant to stay with a human in his shrunken state. Will refuse to be touched by or near you for the first few days. After a few days he will start to warm up to you but it'll be slow.

●After he has warmed up to you he will hate to see you even the slightest bit injured. Has literally turned your guest bedroom into a makeshift medbay. You burn yourself cooking? Hes ordering you to the medbay. You scrap your knee after a trip? Medbay. You so much as stub your toe? MEDBAY! If you are accident prone the guy will literally wrap you up in bubble wrap. You refuse to go to the medbay? He starts throwing anything he can lift at your head. More than likely a small wrench.

●Be careful when walking around the medbay, he has a lot of sensitive equipment standing around. You have to tred on your tiptoes when in there literally. You step on and break something? "Y/N I NEEDED THAT!" "Sorry!"

●After a while he has become so attached to you he sees you practically as his own grandchild. Is almost always checking up on you throughout the day. Making sure you eat healthy and drink plenty of water. If you sit around eating junk food too long to his liking expect to have all your snacks hidden the next day.

●Is not only trying to find a way to get back to normal but secretly trying to find a way to make it so you could survive on cybertron. It would kill him if he had to leave you behind.

●you have some kind of serious heath condition be prepared to never be left alone again. Will literly stand outside your bathroom waiting for you to come out. Watches you like a hawk. It becomes a bit creepy after you wake up in the middle of the night to him scanning you while you sleep. If you confront him about it he denys everything like the grumpy old man he is.

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One of my favorite Astarion’s sass dialogues is when he talks about how Cazador “saved” him and you mention that he “saved” him by turning him into a vampire slave.

Astarion [with all due disrespect]:

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I just had to draw it

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The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

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#Batstarionweek2024 Day 3 "High Fashion"

Y'allbatstarion 🦇🤠

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18+ commission ahead! NO MINORS!

Yup, Docbot's still got it. Thank you @cyberrose2001 for commissioning me to draw Ratchet/OC! I got to try out something a little newer with this one--experimenting with crazy angles n stuff and I appreciate their patience!

My Commissions are currently OPEN! DM me if you're interested!

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why am i allowed to draw

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this guy and walls, geez

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the worst part of posting a fic is actually writing the summary. title? grab some song lyrics and you're good to go. the tags? stick to the basics and you'll be fine. but the summary??? how am i suppose to squeeze the entirety of my plot into two paragraphs or less. you either say too much or not enough. "hehe so these two characters do a thing and have emotions about it!" what if i killed myself

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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I gave up on painting