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Toyformers Ratchet headcannons!

●This grumpy old man was very reluctant to stay with a human in his shrunken state. Will refuse to be touched by or near you for the first few days. After a few days he will start to warm up to you but it'll be slow.

●After he has warmed up to you he will hate to see you even the slightest bit injured. Has literally turned your guest bedroom into a makeshift medbay. You burn yourself cooking? Hes ordering you to the medbay. You scrap your knee after a trip? Medbay. You so much as stub your toe? MEDBAY! If you are accident prone the guy will literally wrap you up in bubble wrap. You refuse to go to the medbay? He starts throwing anything he can lift at your head. More than likely a small wrench.

●Be careful when walking around the medbay, he has a lot of sensitive equipment standing around. You have to tred on your tiptoes when in there literally. You step on and break something? "Y/N I NEEDED THAT!" "Sorry!"

●After a while he has become so attached to you he sees you practically as his own grandchild. Is almost always checking up on you throughout the day. Making sure you eat healthy and drink plenty of water. If you sit around eating junk food too long to his liking expect to have all your snacks hidden the next day.

●Is not only trying to find a way to get back to normal but secretly trying to find a way to make it so you could survive on cybertron. It would kill him if he had to leave you behind.

●you have some kind of serious heath condition be prepared to never be left alone again. Will literly stand outside your bathroom waiting for you to come out. Watches you like a hawk. It becomes a bit creepy after you wake up in the middle of the night to him scanning you while you sleep. If you confront him about it he denys everything like the grumpy old man he is.

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One of my favorite Astarion’s sass dialogues is when he talks about how Cazador “saved” him and you mention that he “saved” him by turning him into a vampire slave.

Astarion [with all due disrespect]:

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I just had to draw it

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The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

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#Batstarionweek2024 Day 3 "High Fashion"

Y'allbatstarion 🦇🤠

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18+ commission ahead! NO MINORS!

Yup, Docbot's still got it. Thank you @cyberrose2001 for commissioning me to draw Ratchet/OC! I got to try out something a little newer with this one--experimenting with crazy angles n stuff and I appreciate their patience!

My Commissions are currently OPEN! DM me if you're interested!

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why am i allowed to draw

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this guy and walls, geez

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the worst part of posting a fic is actually writing the summary. title? grab some song lyrics and you're good to go. the tags? stick to the basics and you'll be fine. but the summary??? how am i suppose to squeeze the entirety of my plot into two paragraphs or less. you either say too much or not enough. "hehe so these two characters do a thing and have emotions about it!" what if i killed myself

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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I gave up on painting

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i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

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hell yea

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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

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