I have a daughter who is going to see all of this one day.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?
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Always.
Always suck your girl’s tits. Always.
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You scare me,” he said. “why?” she asked. “Because I tell you things I can’t even tell myself.
(via bled)
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My sister bought this piplup plushie a few year ago because she felt bad for it.
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Autocorrect goes by your recent sentances. You can tell a lot about a person from their Autocorrect.
Autocorrect, have you heard the word of The Lord? (source)
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Same.
i’m still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts to come in the mail
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Yum
This strain was called chocolate pie…and it actually kind of smelled like chocolate
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